Monkeys Fist

Shall I toss you women a coin? Heads you go to the Crown near Tottenham Court Road Tails you go to Lyceum Tavern ? That's not such a bad idea. Heads it was gents Enjoy!

My aim isn't that good.

Shall I toss you women a coin? Heads you go to the Crown near Tottenham Court Road Tails you go to Lyceum Tavern ?

Thats us fucked for the next few games then Deserves it mind

£400 for a weekend in a caravan in North Wales? Someone saw him coming!

As has been said… Burn the witch

My two yr old, farting like an angry duck. Class

Credit to Capello.

Didn't see it- take it he was spot on?

i-nerds shall inherit the Earth

3-0 Lampard. Great goal

Touchscreentastic aren't they?

No uneccesary embellishments- A'Cappello. I'll get me coat

Bilic on his 2nd pack of Woodbines already.

2-0 gerrard.

Nice penalty 1-0 to Engerland.

Show off!

As someone who once tupped a redhead, I find the Ginger baiting and abuse on here very upsetting. The retards can get fucked mind.

maybe they are just counting teddy bears

Best one I ever had was a 3ft mute with hinged teeth and a flat head to put my pint on. ( naturally a bisexual wanton hussy porn star too)

Hmmmm

Oh for 5 minutes with La Cole Yes indeed

I think it would laugh at Charlie........ Then bite his yappy little head off

Tell that to Peter Sutcliffe Jnr.

Mongers?