Monkeys Fist

I would go for Gib to start with. not too much of a culture shock( do you speak any languages?), not too far to zip back home for visits etc. Rent out your house(in England) for the 1st 6 months, so if it doesn't work, you have somewhere to come back to. I would imagine your future employers will help you with the legal side of things( again, Gib should be less hassle).

Guardiola- untried inexperienced former captain wins Champions League at 1st attempt. There's hope for us yet.

Big Ron? Please say he could do well for us, pleeeeeease.

There's been a murrrderrrr Alex.

you fucking beauty! Cheer up Alex.

Permanent, I think. I'm a bit fed up where I am and just fancy a really big change. I'm sure different countries will have different regulations, but a general checklist or a reliable resource to look at would be handy. It's obviously going to be quite a big change so if anyone has any advice* that would be ace. *Any advice more in depth than Jimbo's. Depends on many factors- your age, trade or profession, where you want work etc What do you do ?

They've got form- remember Cardiff?

And Pleat shite, and Tyldsley (is it?) woeful. Poor Teddy- having to share a hotel with these two donkeys AND Townsend!

Are you talking a permanent move or seasonal?

Sublime is the word. Messi outstanding.

"Tubbs" O'Leary is available.

Nice prolapse Gran

Yes. And with Carver.... No experience at there like. John feckin Gregory.

Cheered me right up this- John Gregory..... John Gregory. I reckon this Messenger is Little Dennis on the wind up. John feckin Gregory. I doff my cap at your comic genius Sir.

Who do you suggest/Who would come? I think most experienced British managers without a job would love to have a crack at the job. I think they would be in a win/win situation as you probably will fight for promotion once you sort your wages out. Care to name one then?

Rings a bell that like.

I feel sorry for the cunt now. Stevie's after him! Go on Stevie!!

If this gormless titwitch spent less time regurgitating shite from his fellow hacks, and spent half an hour reading the responses in here, he'd realize what a disgrace he was to his "profession". If, as mentioned before, our untried inexperienced " Messiah" does even remotely as well as Guardiola, Syed should be force fed every copy of this ignorant nonsense ever sold. Wanker.

You shot him then?

My brothers been here twice. Highly recommends it. I'll try to get some details if you're interested.

X2

Portugal

Would you go into partnership with the fat , lying, useless, fiddle while rome burns twat?

You mean the Wife, don't you?

Too busy counting his filthy lucre, and chinning taxi drivers