Monkeys Fist

He speaks full on Gangsta-ese. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

Just this minute stood behind our very own Dutty Custard in the queue at Forest Hall Sainsburys whilst he bought several gallons of Smirnoff with his homies. Party at Custard's crib!

shit news mate.Take her out for a meal tonight and try not to let it ruin her day( easier said than done mind). Burglars really are the lowest of the low.

happy birthday

Cakes candles and coke. All the best

She sounds like a very accommodating woman. we have 5 lovely daughters

Classy bint wor lass

Mrs Fist bought me some Clinique Happy for Men. It's more gay than a bus load of Dale Wintons on a day trip to Dolly Parton World. Still wear it mind, smells ok.

quality. I think I might have leaked.

Sorry TR. Thank you sweetie. Lost my little brother nearly 2 years ago. The most innocuous things still sometimes catch me unawares. Nowt to be ashamed of if you shed a tear now and then. Days like today and birthdays can be tough at first,but the old cliché of thinking about happy memories does actually work. Keep on keeping on TR.

Thats Buzzcocks Mr.Mag. It is of course a piss take- top stuff. Check his window cleaning video.

not really down, just fancied a look at some skeetatch

pun intended?

Bump(s) need cheering up- this thread always does it

Agreed. FFS is as we speak trying to remember what he forgot in those heady days. this.......... ah well, better the devil you know. Given up any chance of a rich knight in filthy lucre riding to the rescue.

top Marks!

The one who wrote the stop smoking book is. of lung cancer I believe...... oh the irony

Beef Mince Onion flour beef stock Brown mince and onion, dust with flour, add stock,(you can add a touch of ale here if you want),simmer Flour Suet Seasoning Parsley Combine the flour and suet( eg 150g flour,50g suet) season add fresh chopped parsley add water until you have a dryish dough. roll into balls put the mince in a casserole, add the dumplings, cook for about 30 mins until dumplings have cooked eat be happy. ( and not a microwave in sight )

^With pleasure

makes my feckin teeth itch.

Run me through this. Mince+ Dumplings+ Gravy= Bliss or do you want the recipe?

Mince & Dumplings is the fail safe bait for me. Never had or made a bad one. I like all the modern cooking- ramen noodles a favourite. But mince & dumplings...... Mmmmmmm

Fat Freddy and the Fake Sheik , mk II ?

all the best

Tricky game to play with your fingers up your sister.