Monkeys Fist

THINGS NOT TO DO WITH REDUNDANCY MONEY. PART 1. 1) Spunk it up the wall on bitcoin recommendations from a bloke who didn’t know what a chilli flake was well after his 40th birthday. 2) Spunk it up the wall on bitcoin recommendations from a bloke who didn’t know what a chilli flake was well after his 40th birthday. 3) Spunk it up the wall on bitcoin recommendations from a bloke who didn’t know what a chilli flake was well after his 40th birthday. Here endeth todays lesson.

I wonder if he’s any good at exterior decorating, since his gaff got a load of black paint chucked on it? All around the same time those lads drove a hearse on the pitch at a Gateshead match ( might have been another game, maybe Birtley?).

What do you call a woman pushing her way through a crowd? Jocelyn.

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.

You just know this is going to end up with our local Tory living in a bin.

To be fair to them, the Mackems know a thing or two about goall scoring defenders as we saw the other week

Magyar behaviour that, marrow.

He’s putting on the Riiiiiiiitz.

Call him Voyager 2. So far, the only probe to visit Uranus.

The ancient Magyar tribe’s name means “Sugar Eaters” in Magyarese. Probably.

Not just electoral, tbh.

If I never hear Local fucking Hero ever again it’ll be once too many. Having got that out the way, claiming Gosforth isn’t Geordie is Olympic Gold level mental gymnastics.

First they came for the earwax removal services, and I did nothing because I have a big fuck-off syringe. Then they came for the smeg removal services…

I heard when they opened him up he had no heart at all. No no, no heart at all.

Full face?

How do we know he’s actually dead and not just miming?

I mean, if they don’t paint the bar in our colours can you really call it “away friendly”?

So Tough was a winter season soundtrack album - fantastic.

If he’s a fairly shy, reserved type, tell him to look at the positives- a little bit of notoriety is an opportunity to expand his social circle.

When you call him under no circumstances, must you think of that scene from Ace Ventura pet detective?

Tell him he’ll be the butt of some jokes as nobody had him pegged as being in to that kind of thing. Then tell him he’s got to own it- send an email to all involved apologising and saying next year he’ll make sure to do his Mother’s Day shopping privately.

For years Peters thought he was a leading light in interracial relations singing with his black partner.