Monkeys Fist

5-0 on the cards here.

Haaallllll!

That’s a bit close for my liking. Can you fuck off to China for a few months please?

If these don’t respond to losing at home, looking at our bench, I can see Edward giving them some on the 60 minute mark.

MIIIIIGGGGGYYYY

If anyone’s interested, I had Chicken Balti for tea. No rice, just Naan.

It always amazes me that Maguire’s head doesn’t have its own moon.

Corner. Big Joe to score.

Just checking- @Dr Gloom- are you at home in that there London?

I’m not sure if I’ve said before, but he’s a fucking minger- delivered to his Darras Hall ken several times when I was working for Sainsburys and the gaff was like a tramps nest- empty box’s, old pizza , random shite all over it.

The MiG is on, rockets will be fired at The Onanist

BDB?

Targett injured already? Ffs

Onanist- absolutely wank

Just seen- yes they have.

I’ve not seen the Manure lineup. Have they got Cack Hands in goal?

I’m actually quite chilled about this. If we lose, no biggy, it was a second string. When we beat them, it’ll be funny as fuck. It’s a Wynn/Wynn.

Whilst screaming “ Jooee-leeen-ton!”

He’s obviously targeting the CL trophy as our first cup.… It’ll be fucking hilarious when we paste these 5-0 though

Takes a while for their fans to travel up from the South East.…

We’ve gone so far to the right that a pack of centrists will feel like Che Guevara has strolled in to Downing St. I’ll be happy with a PM that doesn’t make my fucking skin crawl , to start with.

That’s a T-shirt , right there.

Looking at this again, the gap between Big Lad and his disturbed-looking mates can only be one thing. He’s just eaten one of them.