Monkeys Fist
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If I see a busty but ugly lass I refer to her as an Eight, as that’s the number of “tits on a pig”. Coincidence? -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen. -
Aye, but, likesay, Spud was your man for saying likesay, likesay, ken?”
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Surely Fish’s capacity to dick around would’ve been undiminished, but his opportunity to do so would be reduced?
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Wasn’t that Spud?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Vorsprung Durch Techniked YP
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5-0. 5 assists from Trippier 5 screamers from Botman.
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It’s like a shit BBC sitcom- “ Oh no, we’ve got the WRONG LONGSTAFF!!”
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ETA was started by a rebel shipyard worker who moved there from pennywell. True facts.
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For no reason I can think of, I’m suddenly reminded of this Viz classic.
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Ah, but this was pre-metric marra, so 9 was really 13. ftm
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Nowt like bringing up a result from 115 years ago to soothe your puckered ringpiece.
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Definitely is- I’ve seen loads of videos of him bringing young ladies a portion.
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Aye, I’m feeling a bit green in the gills.
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The Fragrant Amanda there at the front. RTG.…
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Didn’t predict a Botman goal though.…
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New song for the new season of STID?
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Chips on both shoulders.
