Monkeys Fist

He’s not someone you’d expect to know about keeping your hands in the right places , is he? Because he fucked his daughter’s best mate whilst his wife was having treatment for cancer.

Gemmill has voted for himself- this, alone, should be grounds for a long-winded and ultimately fruitless discussion about a ban amongst the Kommisariat. Taxi!

Working Men’s Clubs are a bit of an anachronism in sunderland aren’t they?

Hats off to Southampton for providing booster seats mind.

Have a word with CT, he’s your dribbling expert on here.

I note that The Iceman himself is absent from the candidates??? Pas de saucisson?

Btw, whoever gets it, Seagulls, comeback, it’s a tap in tbh. FTM

I got 13 fucking goals in a week, bloody ingrates But, aye, Meenzer, if only to interrupt his Eurovision cup final.

Good job they’ve got Antonio Mowberini as gaffer.

Yes x2

I’ve heard the cows play football there. edit; on a side note, I had a back scuttle with a lass on top of Cow and Calf rocks, baht ‘at.

Leeds fan grabbing Howe in the tech area. Fine incoming, fucking twats.

I mean, he’s scored.

With dutty custard?

Come on!

PELANTY!!!!! COME ON!

Come on lads, that’s your let-off!

Pope! Fucking mint.

Pelanty. ffs.

Swiss village of Brienz evacuated over risk of imminent rockslide https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65580427 Can’t wait to see this thing when it goes off. Love a bit of natural disaster footage

He’s TV Chlamydia- fucking everywhere but nobody wants it.

Team Sausage- here is your rallying call!