Monkeys Fist

I’ve never been so interested in a thread on here.…

I mean, fair’s fair.

Worked out well for them both, hasn’t it?

All are welcome. If you wish to contribute to the weekly meetings just put your hand up.

It’s understandable that the Morlock got it wrong- we all use the decimal system of numbers, and have 10 digits. They are using duodecimal, or base 12, according to their extra digits. This also explains why they struggle with the age of consent.

This post is the wurst.

How late were you?

Bored. Been to the beach to walk the hairy shit-machine, made, and eaten, a Roast Beef dinner, watched Gladiator with Mrs. Fist fizzing at the slit. So, top ten films. Gladiator ( ) Raging Bull Big Lebowski Withnail and I Apocalypse Now Perfume ( The Story of a Murderer). Godfather ( I &II) Star Wars ( IV- VI) High Plains Drifter Young Frankenstein Loads I could’ve listed, but I’ll watch these any time.

Mick Jagger is having a hike through the Scottish Highlands, when he comes across a sheep straddling a local lad, giving him gyp. Mick says, ” Hey! Ewe! Get off McCloud!”

SYP

I’ll be firing up the BBQ and hoying the bangers on.

Honestly- I’m not arsed. Since we’re no longer having to worry about it, I’m paying little, if any attention to it. Having said that, it’ll be fucking hilarious watching T-Rex fail to get signed to another PL club when the Scouse Mackems go down.

Aye- agreed. We’ve shown over the entire season that this is not “form” for us, it’s how we play now. There’s no good reason to think we’ll stop doing this for our last few games. We also have something that we didn’t have for most of the season- two strikers who are scoring for fun. We’re more likely to catch Arsenal than drop out of the CL spots tbh, (even if that’s not mathematically possible, we can still do it ) Sausages!

Oh! bada bing!

On a totally unfootball related tangent, this is Cloris Leachman, who played Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein. So, back to business…

I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. Shame it was disallowed.

Hon hon hon.

They were going to replace him with Bruce but bottled it when they saw the projections for the catering bill.

Hair transplant-having arschloch.