Monkeys Fist

Tiddies and Ass, though?

Will he be using his “outraged” account, or the one he follows 14yr old lasses on?

It’s not out here until 28th Sep. Looking forward to it, tbh.

Has been for years- Diaper Donny.

Has this been posted? Looks off his tits

I’m reading that any new mobilisation of reservists will take months, unless he’s just going to chuck them in there with a stick and a potato.* I think he’s fucked, he knows he’s fucked, and this is a last throw of the dice whilst he works out how to “retire” without eating polonium. * which is quite likely, given that the lads sent in at the start of this were told they we going on exercise.

Your lad’s nursery teacher won’t help you.

I blame Corbyn.

Right, that’s her planted. Great Escape prisoner Vyvyan Howard, dies aged 102 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-62924112 Valery Polyakov: Record-breaking Russian cosmonaut dies aged 80 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62964177 Two buckets of note, kicked.

Hope Mrs is ok mate.

We’re at my mother in law’s for her birthday- mildly pickled and party food. PLANTY JOOBS!

Maybe that’s the link with the mackems - unintelligible outside of their local area.

Aye, as well as bringing new players in, it’s a big job to get rid of the dross. I’d be delighted with a top 10 finish this season, and promising progress in the cups. As Gemmill mentioned, increased commercial income will help, and considering they’re starting from zero it’ll make a big difference. Of course, steady and sensible progress won’t keep the gobshite’s happy, but fuck ‘em.

“ I don’t want to be a Royal anymore…” “ Treat me like a Royal !!!!” Make your mind up, Ginge, ffs.

HMYP

Anita Koch. Specialist actress.

Looks like the Frog Prince now.

We should erect Brown Plaques, “ Here, whilst in The Queue 2022, Doris Mayfield, of Doncaster, shit herself.” ” On this spot, whilst Queuing, Mary McCormack of Chester had to have a sit down.” ” On 17th Sep 2022, Queue member Arthur Taylor of Bacup gave up after only 13 hours, the massive Jessie “

Right in the Baldies?

You stood? Royalist lickspittle

Does “Beg Friend”mean Whopper in Basque?

I’m atheist and a republican, so even just the title makes my fucking teeth itch. As Renton said, the lyrics in the first verse are shit, the lyrics in the rarely heard second verse are repellent. The whole thing is an exercise in misery. It’d be far better if we had an instrumental national anthem, like this or, if we must have lyrics, this.

Pfft, fucking amateurs. https://9to5mac.com/2022/09/15/iphone-14-pro-orders-begin-arriving-lines-apple-store/

If one of them faints I’m taking it