Monkeys Fist

You looked, didn’t you?

If we all just wait a bit, some glorious filthy lucre is due to trickle down to us all.

So, you twats got me thinking, ” Does Rule 34 apply to crabs?” Yes. Yes it does. I looked so you don’t have to. Trust me on this one

Is your old man called Reginald or Norman?

Does she say ‘graarse and caarstle’ ? My mother-in-law says it that way when she’s got her phone voice on, which I rip the piss out of relentlessly.

I’m all for a bit of Left Wing fascism like. ”Let’s go Tory Bashin’ lads, lasses and them/theys! Make the fuckers squeak!”

Fish’s Mam- “ Ee, our David, The Archers isn’t what it was, all they talk about is xG and trequartistas! “ Fish- “ … “

Oof! How has your listener taken the news?

Do you even have to ask?

I bet I know who sent most… ” Dear Committee Liz is not very good. Regards Boris” ” Dear 1922s Please sack her, she killed the Queen Thanks Boris’ dad. “ ” Dear Whoever Bitch had better not touch my fucken wallpapers Carrie”

You should do a podcast about it. Fresh Finaglements of The Fish. ( you can have that one for free and, no, I’m not listening to it).

I know the Tories changed the rules on No Confidence votes to get rid of the Shagger, is there a minimum time period from becoming PM before they can get rid, I wonder?

I was curious whether crabs actually have a wang. First hit on google https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hermit-crab-penises-evolved-to-protect-shells

Iranian women protesting the mandatory wearing of hijab 1979

Aye, he was no angel, which makes it all the more pertinent I reckon.

This clip of Nasser, former Egyptian President, is doing the rounds.

I’ve always liked the drums in this too. Banger! Bang’er!

I was waiting for the dwarves to come on and dance around the little Stonehenge

He should take on Dan Walker from that podcast. Closest he’ll get to a woman for years.

He’s from that generation of players that juuust missed out on the mega-bucks, and he’s spent his life bitter about it. Good- bloke’s a cunt

Rafa definitely suits a fuller beard, mind.

Just done a 9hr shift, and was getting in to drum-led tracks, or just ones with excellent drums. A selection … Vinnie Colaiuta on drums John Bonham next, doesn’t get going until 3:50, but then it’s freight train time. Keith Moon… aye. Michael Shrieve, 19 when he did this… Frank Beard- had a ‘tache Steve Gorman - not fucking Dave Ziggy Modeliste Just a few, give me more please.

13 minutes, though- impressive

One of my punters tonight has a unique name