Monkeys Fist

Lee Scratch Perrystroika.

If you’re not wearing plus-fours and pink knitwear I’m going to be severely disappointed in you, Thomas.

Keep ‘em in a briefcase.

Can’t you read? He died from a toad poison induced heart attack during a shamanic ritual in a Jamaican shaman’s basement in Moscow. Happens all the time.

Whoa whoa whoa! Back up a bit- Lionel Blair’s dead????? When was this? Did I miss the 10 day mourning period? I know he wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea but he was a decent PM in my book…

Speak for yourself David, nothing weak about my thunderbox.

That first one of the West Stand takes me back. My Dad used to take me and my brother to games in the 1970s and we’d go in there, me and Bro Fist right down at the front, literally pitch level, and Da Fist would usually be up by the wall in the middle. I remember looking over at the Leazes end and being terrified, , in my defence I was only 5-6yrs old.

Funnier if someone had flattened it with a frying pan.

I had an arse inspection booked at my doctors on the 19th, got a text telling me that out of respect for her Maj, no bumholes will be getting the magic touch. Spoilt my week tbh.

Flagshagitis.

How many of the guards will faint over the four days? I’ll go for three.

If anyone doesn’t fancy standing in a moving stream of rancid piss, the BBC are spending time and resources on a live stream of a wooden box. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500

I was just thinking, given the number of aging digestive tracts in that queue, it’s going to be fucking lifting.

You put your Leftist in Your Leftist out In, out, in, out, Shake it all about Oh Wokey Cokey Cokey! Sing it with me boys, don’t be shy.

Potatoes… … Bubble and Squeak?

If you knew anything about Guinea Pigs, you’d know they’re the most left-leaning and progressive of the rodents.

Johnson’s comments as he finished his resignation speech, (the Terminator quote), the strong rumour going round that he wants to stage a comeback, and then, when Lizzy died, him giving that speech in the Commons, all contribute to distinct feeling of unease. That, and the fact that he knows Truss will be gone quicker than the Christmas decorations.

And the other part is because they know what they’re fighting for- their home. Morale and purpose are huge motivators.

That’s the most genteel freak out Chaz- “ It’s what they bloody do, every stinking time!” Me - *launches pen “ Fucking useless twatting piece of fucking shit!”

I have no personal animosity towards the Queen, Cath, but I’ve never believed that the immense privilege her and her family enjoyed should be free of criticism. Now, as we change monarchs, seems as good a time as any to question the need for them. I do have empathy for her family just now, I lost my Dad not that long ago and it’s a gut punch, even when it’s expected. But the last few days has seen utterly mental behaviour from the media, corporations, the police, and some of the public. If dissent isn’t allowed, then we’re way more screwed than we all thought we were.

So, @Renton, I’ve just bought Mrs.F. a stained glass window and I wanted an expert opinion on it? Is this the GOAT or what?

You’d never be able to find it in the car park.