Monkeys Fist

Cameron looks like he’s just come out of a party with the Prince of Pegging.

What did you do?

Wolfy can’t see time with his own eyes, so doesn’t believe in it. Next!

Also, if your on iOS, Night Sky is the one you’re after- free, works a treat.

Don’t worry, the “kind of telegraph” systems on Teeside are down at the minute.

This is like waiting for tiddie pics on dial-up.

Pluto still hasn’t completed an orbit of the sun since it was discovered in 1930, and won’t until 2178.

The live feed is below I think impact is due at 14 minutes past midnight, so logging in at midnight should get all the meaty stuff.

Just logged on to NASA’s live feed of the DART onboard camera as it flies in to an asteroid.… Stunning ( the tiny white dot in the left black square is the target).

The baby will complain

But will the trains run on time?

Aer Lingus Pilot - “ Sure, this runway seems terribly short, Patrick?” Aer Lingus Co-Pilot “ It does, so it does Ruaridh , but have ye seen how wide the fecker is?”

Italy about to go Fascist.

Won’t the price drop though, when they’re all that’s available?

When did they move from Blyth?

You looked, didn’t you?

If we all just wait a bit, some glorious filthy lucre is due to trickle down to us all.

So, you twats got me thinking, ” Does Rule 34 apply to crabs?” Yes. Yes it does. I looked so you don’t have to. Trust me on this one

Is your old man called Reginald or Norman?

Does she say ‘graarse and caarstle’ ? My mother-in-law says it that way when she’s got her phone voice on, which I rip the piss out of relentlessly.

I’m all for a bit of Left Wing fascism like. ”Let’s go Tory Bashin’ lads, lasses and them/theys! Make the fuckers squeak!”

Fish’s Mam- “ Ee, our David, The Archers isn’t what it was, all they talk about is xG and trequartistas! “ Fish- “ … “

Oof! How has your listener taken the news?