Monkeys Fist

She’s doing Starmer’s job for him every time she opens her yap. How long do we think she’ll last, rounded up to the nearest month?

He should accuse her of opening her legs and flashing her biffer to put him off.…

Do you have any Italian blood?

59?

Please say she gave it to Francois. Pleeeeease

I’ve never had any complaints, sugartits.

*That’s Dame Doreen Norris , thank you.

I’m floored by this, tbh.

Obsessed. Mag behaviour FGM

Coffey is definitely no.7.

Please give me advanced warning before dropping truly shocking info like this. Also, re. the outbreak.

It’s like a Bristol Stool Chart of MPs.

Depending on her performance though, she might not come out too well …(breathing).

The Empire was cool as fuck, tbh.

The lads bitching over Lino.

At least the NHS is finally in safe hands though…

Just in case it wasn’t clear how absolutely fucked we are, she’s done the political equivalent of BDSM. “ Take it, Bitches!” Except there’s no safe word to make it stop.* * so I’m told.

Also true.

How long have you been here? Tits. Obvs. Also, “ Aspiration Nation” in Truss’ speech. 1. Fuck off 2. They’ve had to cut the three word catchphrase formula to two, poor lamb gets confused. 3. Fuck off again.

There are no winners here

Always happy to discuss the state of Hayek’s assets.

FYP

“ Hello, I’m Liz. Goodbye. “

I don’t think those arms have done a day’s work in their life, other lifting her titbags to wipe away the sweat.

I don’t think her diabetes could take my sugar.