Monkeys Fist

I’m not your…

“Mention ‘head’ one more time, mothafukka!”

I was thinking more The Last Kingdom.

Get a virtual one - no hair, no shit to pick up, and if it yaps it’s fucking head off at everything single fucking thing that passes within 200m of your house, you can switch the little cunt off. Also won’t make you, your house and furniture stink like a wet tramp’s nest. Otherwise, don’t pay hundreds for a posh mongrel spackadoodledoo, go to your nearest shelter and get one from there.

We’ve talked about this, guys.…

We’re owned by the Saudis- I reckon any spine he had left exploded about 12 months ago

PYP pal

It was him getting poetic at 2a.m. on the previous page. Whopper.

That’d take the mind off the big scary feckin spider!

I think I mentioned this a while back. I’m totally expecting them to start mass-dancing when we finish top 3. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518

“ Ah daint care about them Maggie bastids anywayuh”… …posted this at 2a.m. this morning

He’s just angry that he’s shagging a Mag.

I knew Burn was about 10ft tall, didn’t realise he’s also 10ft wide- the fucking shoulders in him!

Yer man here wearing the worst Steve Wraith mask ever.

I’d be giving Anderson half an hour here, nowt to lose.

Is there a ground with better constant noise than us in the PL? No, there isn’t.

If he’s not well enough to come, it’s pretty pointless having him on the bench tbh.

You’re doing well for a 70yr old mate 👍

“ Soup makers- what’s all that about then?” There you go J69, saved you £100.