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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Can we see the other “owner” fixing grain prices, please?
  2. Al-Shabab should turn up in a special issue 4th kit-black and white stripes, then have this as their sponsor badge.
  3. “ Hopes”. Aye, right, Richy.
  4. Good to see Renton has found time out of running his restaurant empire to help the local community.… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-63625221
  5. Has anyone checked Exile 1968? I’d imagine he’s under immense pressure now, running both one-man campaigns against human-rights abuses in Saudi Arabia and The UAE?
  6. My dog’s just gone mental, and I now realise it was the high-pitched screams of outrage from Medieval-on-Wear that set him off.
  7. A company spokesman, Mr I. Amjack, said, “ Fun88 no longer wish to be associated with murderous Maggy bastids, marra, FTM “
  8. Aye, aye, link us to the one where he tells us how to make bank in the antiques market whilst solving quirky murder mysteries, cheers.
  9. I’ve just seen a massive shooting star over the North Sea, in the north east sky, and nearly fucking shit myself. “ The mad bastards have done it!”
  10. Picturing Sunak hunkered down in the Bunker, listening to Johnson banging on the door as the world fucking burns… ” Finally, inflation has settled down”.
  11. Show a bit of respect ffs, that’s the Secretary of State for Environment, Food , more Food, and Rural Affairs.
  12. “ No, no, Adam, you misheard us- “tick”… put it away. “
  13. In other news, here’s another nice picture of spaniel’s lugs
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