Monkeys Fist

A win for Ukraine, in Ukrainian terms, would be the full withdrawal/annihilation of Russian troops from all of their pre-2014 territory. As things are going, that’s not too hard to envisage. I’d have normally said that Putin would use another invasion of one of the Westernised former Soviet territories as a diversionary tactic to fill the news at home with “magnificent victorious” images of their troops, but he’s not going to have any troops left after this. If he doesn’t succumb to a mysterious and rapid illness, or fall out of a window, I wouldn’t be surprised if he went in to one of his friendly neighbours countries like Turkmenistan and “took over” in a bloodless coup type of affair, anything to save face. It’d be a lot easier if someone just offed the cunt.

Aye, but he never made it past Calais as Pritius Patelinius was the Roman Commander at the time.

I heard Russia wanted a sit-down with Zelenskyy a while back to discuss peace, before all the Game of Thrones shit started here. How do you say “Lick Iz “ in Ukrainian?

CT’s neighbours desperately hoping they get invited to the next street's Flag Shagging Party.

Bonus points if you put zombie make up on.

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Not the Queen

I’m laying a cable as I …nnnnggghaah …type, tbh.

Playing “ spot the cunt” whilst the Privy Council Proclamation crowd are stood about. Wtf do Gordon Brown and Johnson have to chat about?

Agree with all of that, additionally, it’s an absolute dirge of a tune. If Charlie is serious about celebrating our diversity, he’ll dump this abomination and commission an instrumental by Dappy and whatever is left of UB40.

New Pornhub search ?

He’s going to turn up in blackface, and a Rasta wig, isn’t he?

Probably quite a bit longer than that. I’d imagine there’s a fair bit of planning involved, (not least by the various terrorist loonies who’ll fancy a bit of it), and the rozzers who’ll stop them.

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that Queenie had one of her servants wear new shoes for her to break them in.

For real, I’d say.

It’d be funny as fuck if he went rogue

I still knocked one out last night. It’s what she would’ve wanted, Gor Bless ‘Er.

*checks for Royal Appointment crest.

ANNOUNCE YES GEMMILL!

@Dr Gloom, using your experience as a BBC shill , how long have these two lasses taking selfies in the background got to clear their desks?