Monkeys Fist

Fucking Box Heed Jenas. He’s like the BBC’s own covid virus.

I’d forgotten how much that shot curled in to the corner, tbh, mostly because I’m busy unzipping my pants when I watch it.

Dead Ward more like.

The Right Stuff is one of my favourite movies.

You’ll smell him before he sees you- cabbage and Keto farts.

It’s going to look crazy on my LG TV with Dolby Atmos Soundbar.

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Oh no. Oh no no no no.

Are you KCG?

Ferdinand is thicker than a Boxing Day turd mind, isn’t he?

The fucking inhumanity to do that to pallbearers… of someone killed by their workmates. It’s staggering.

Are you implying he likes chasing white hoops? The cheek(s) of it!

FYP

I think we know the answer.

It’d be even better if our gay players felt comfortable enough to be open whilst playing for us. The brain cogs down the road would seize up.

When I was a kid my best mates eldest brother joined the army, and when he came back from a posting in Germany it was with a shaved head , with a nipple tattooed right on top His mother went ballistic and wouldn’t allow him outside until he’d grown some hair to hide it ( didn’t happen ) What I’ve always been curious about is what he did later- both his grandfathers and his dad were bald, and even a cover up would leave you with a very obvious tat on the top of your head. I’ve not seen him in decades so have no idea what he did, but I know he was regretting it within the week of coming home.

I feel naked without a hat.

Me, Fish, Gemmill and all the other baldies working out how to spend our winnings

Imagine Happy Lawrenson commentating that. “ Poor quality this… defence is all over the place… oh, it’s a bit windy… offside that.”

This is a bit of a fallacy, btw. Life expectancy was lower because more infants died, skewing the figure downwards. Plenty of people lived to old age in the past. ( That’s not to say we aren’t living longer now - we are).

Do. You’ll be ova the moon with the taste.

Get the nicest eggs you can find. Burford Browns are available at Asda, British Blues at Aldi. You want orange yolks, not pale yellow ones.

Have you hacked my phone?