Monkeys Fist

Isn’t she both- born and raised in Russia, (St. Petersburg), took Swiss nationality once she had a stranglehold on the world’s poor and hungry? It’s a shocker for the great unwashed, after their annual sportswash ( in the fountain, before the match, marra), turns out they are literally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of millions of starving kids, ( which, let’s be honest, makes a change from them putting things in the mouths of kids, but that’s another issue…) It makes MBS look like a fucking saint by comparison

Here’s the actual tweet, for ease of sharing…

Please spam the fuck out of it all over Ready to Groom… we wouldn’t want the Saints of sunderland to be unaware of the horrors their owner is responsible for, would we? As I’m sure they would all agree @Ayatollah Hermione, has your mate seen this? How much does he want to tweet it out?

Ah well, that’s a shame for them -since they’re all such fine, moral, classy fans they’ll have to totally abandon their club now. Won’t they.

Slightly spreadable Giddup!

Tell him to save himself a lot of time and just tweet the above gif to all of Twitter.

Odds on a pitch invasion if Burnley stay up? I’d be legging it if I was Woods

We finish 10th Burnley play the filth next season. Spare a thought for @Andrew

Also, the Friendship Trophy is back on, marras!

Spare a thought for whoever runs the mackem’s social media accounts, they’ll be inundated with friend requests from all the Championship clubs over the next few days as everyone loves them, and will have to go back through a century of encounters to dig out any “incidents” before accepting them.

What is it with middle-aged mackems and micro-penises?

It’ll smell like an orgy in a sewer.

They became the mega-rich club they are by selling their training grounds to the City of Madrid, which, conveniently, had just changed the zoning of the grounds, allowing it to be used for office and residential developments, and also served to massively increase the land value. The sale cleared the clubs debts. Blow it out of your arsehole, La Liga

Also, weren’t Real Madrid basically state owned for decades?

I’m going to be generous and give them a day to wank themselves dry before the transfer threads start on Ready To Groom- “ Should we go for Richarlison?” ” Bring Pickford Home” etc etc. Then another week before the rage begins, partly because the above doesn’t actually become a reality, and partly because the reality ( that they’ll have a “war chest” of 25p and a bag of crisps) will become evident.

Tell you what, Newcastle council need to put an emergency lockdown on Central station tonight. These fucking biohazards will be even more rancid than usual after their Trafalgar baths and the Bukkake parties on the way back.

Here he comes.

And he’s about 300yr old, that would be funny as fuck.

Wycombe are going to equalise here, aren’t they?

Is that bloke who took over when your lot were 3rd?

The fucking state of it Also, mackems keeping up their tradition of going to games dressed as empty seats..…

I’m extracting ingrown hairs from my dogs anal glands. Smells better.

What tale? edit; it’s the dick pics, isn’t it?

@Andrew Have we got enough funds to get these stranded car mackems an über? Not to Wembley, though, I’m thinking Plymouth or Bristol, somewhere nice