Monkeys Fist

Go easy on him- must be hard growing up when you’re called Bum Sex.

It’s incredibly difficult to accurately portray someone with sketching, which just shows how good this court artist actually is.

Offences spanning a 7 year period. 7 fucking years.

I love it when you talk dirty.

That’s probably the most satisfying part of this whole resurgence for me- the new lads played a part, but it was blindingly clear what had gone on under Bruce, when you see the wholesale change in the existing squad. Him holding out for his grubby pay-off was the absolute measure of the bloke.

In all seriousness, I’ll bet he thought “ That should’ve been me there”. His delusion is as large as his appetites.

In fairness to the wobbling bag of cholesterol, that’s just how he looks whether happy, sad, eating lard, or counting his rent.

FYP

Scuppered.

Fag hags.

The Wildlings are coming!

Indeed. Le Saux was a bumder, nailed on.

You didn’t miss much according to SSN.

I know we’ve got other things to celebrate tonight, but hats off to this lad- 17yr old Blackpool forward Jake Daniels who is the first openly gay pro player in mens football for over 30 years. He will, inevitability, get some stick, but I have nothing but admiration for the lad, balls of fucking steel. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61467159

Dan Burn- 54ft away from the goal and still fucking taller than it.

Is he a 50ft Japanese robot with titanium knuckle spears?

Pinned for summer

Yet to say sorry…

Have it.

Something about always scoring goals

I can’t wait for the dressing room photo replies from the seethers.

Gloomy’s going to be ripped off his tits and doing a guest spot on the Dad decks at Greys Club tonight.