Monkeys Fist

Are we still talking about golf here, or shepherding?

At least they’ll have a chance to feed themselves for 30p a day there?

Also, golf is less a sport and more a hobby, like darts or snooker.

Given how tight the shirts are worn, an embroidered badge would probably give their upper tit some mild chafing, wouldn’t it?

A place mat?

LAVYP

Hi guys! I made spaghetti bolognaise last night!

There’s nothing carbonara about it mate.

It must be about halfway up her chest by now too.

So, you cooked a shit Caesar salad then? Carbonara has four ingredients- pasta, eggs, cheese, pancetta. Your hot salad has one ingredient in common with it. That’s like calling your shits Chowder because they both have sweetcorn in them. 3/7

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/12594762/miguel-almir243n-goal-from-all-angles Bruno’s pass, his control and shot, his celebration

I’ve already banned the Mrs. from driving or going outside, can’t wait for our Filipino servants to arrive. Little Mohammed and Salima are getting used to their new names too.

Was the other bloke called the Tubbynator? “ Didn’t have any wrestling skills, so I used a strummer instead…”

They’ll have a fucking shit-fit when they see the new keeper kit.

Cavolo di Placenta

I’m trying to work out wtf it is-murdered cabbage, can’t see any pasta ( Keto, innit blud), and… chicken? Or is it canned Tuna? No 🍒 either. 5/7.

And devilishly handsome 💦

NFT. No Fucking Thankyou.

CT getting out of bed.

If he had a fucking clue what they were, CT would definitely be a Furry.

Party time.