Monkeys Fist

Of course, he’s an excellent driver.

The Ragheedia? * reported.

One of the black lads, probably Willock going off.

Post don’t drink.

Moving on Up being played on the stadium PA

Get the fuck in. Thank fuck, also.

You sound like Herr Flick

Fuck off Beige- offside

Someone remind of the top level PL sides Sourness managed please, and how successful he was at all of them.

God damned autocucumber! ( fixed it, but left in your quote for posteriors )

I was in the pub the other day and a massive tiger came in and approached the bar. “ I’ll have a rum and…” then, 2 minutes later, “… coke please Barman!” The barman said, “ Ok, but what’s with the huge pause?” Tiger said, ” Oh, I get them from my dads side of the family”. Fuck off. 👍

Nice family.

There’s Noel Gallagher to the right of the lad with the pot on his head, though

Had to be- U21s or U18s even? Aye, I’m struggling to recognise many more.

There’s a suite and a plaque for Joe Harvey, nowt for Keegan yet. ( I’m not disagreeing that a stand should be named for Harvey, mind, he is an absolute legend- just, so is Keegan).

I don’t think that’s fear you can smell

Reality bites.

30 sausages on the plate, faint smell of piss?

Is that a very young Alan Kennedy bottom right, with no top on ?

I hope you said Hi, asked him how the taxi business was, chatted about rusty spoons, aye?

Eat his bacon.