Monkeys Fist

I wonder if that lad still has Andy Cole on his leg? Ok, I just looked him up- fucking hell

You inspired me

We should all chip in and buy Gandaft a Megabus ticket so he can get some fresh pics outside of sunderland’s main attractions- erm… The Glass Place The Empire? Have they got a Gregg’s?

Bearly legal.…

Seriously? ( titties and ass lie therein ).

Why would he do that when he can make three times as much as a steward?

Funny you should mention that, as just yesterday my neighbour beat his Mrs. up with a fiddle and was then arrested for domestic violins.

Nah- I went on the rigs with it 2018-ish then jacked it in during lockdown- arthritis has fucked my hands, hips, feet, knees etc. ( I haven’t got it in my jaw, yet ).

He can lick my taint too, if he’s up for it?

If it was anyone else I’d be mildly irked, but Podcast Percy can lick my taint.

I’ve just had a massive shit, one-wipe special too. What’ve I missed ?

Because Newcastle city centre is relatively small, I imagine they’re pretty stringent. I hope they are, anyway.

No no, after you mate

The link below provides direct links to the planning portal, direct email addresses, and gives guidelines on how to most effectively structure your comments. https://mailchi.mp/8bb9b0a23032/something-festive-this-way-comes-11313622?fbclid=IwAR2NmKgs6RmkRWZje29mzXyFEi2Y0hT3mhgKxEExkNCXZbkEFvauzU-NRmM

Aye, it’s a fucking shitshow of a building. If enough objections are made, they’ll scale it down- hopefully.

So, basically I’m asking everyone that can be arsed to submit an objection to the planning committee for the proposed 18 storey tower to be built right in front of the Free Trade and Tyne bar. The closing date for objecting is 17th Feb, two days away, so get your skates on. More about it here. https://www.ouseburntrust.org.uk/igloo-dev?fbclid=IwAR06uAhXywuO7KHBFC_ufvL4aTVsvssc6WjLc8N6xL_y2DbYfVBLcW6N3lY This wouldn’t just be a disaster for the two bars mentioned above, it’d fuck up the entire Ouseburn and quayside area. Please fire off a quick email stating your objection here If you scroll down to the bottom of that link, you can read submitted objections - they mention inadequate parking, inappropriate scale of the building compared to surroundings, adverse effects on congestion, adverse effects to existing businesses. The Tyne Bar have commissioned a report, have a look at their Facebook page. Objections close on the 17th- after that it’s tough titty, they’ll build the fucking thing. Cheers 👍

Wait until Kyril’s Mam finds out - “ What did you do this year my son?” ” Je bought un football club le Mamski” “ Which one, mon petitski?” ” sunderland!” ”……” ” BUT I HAVE A MAJORITY SHAREHOLDING MAMANSKI!” “ How much?” ” 41% “

If Heaton Stannington paste them 6-in-a-row I might just… … laugh even harder. Fuck ‘em.

Hasn’t been a great week in football for cats getting a kicking, has it ?

This is the best bit.

So, they are, in fact, owned by a shady cabal of businessmen.