Monkeys Fist

I’m surprised she could type paragraphs 2&3 with his cock in her mouth.

Bend over Mam. FTM

I have to say I absolutely resemble the implied degeneracy in these remarks.

On behalf of Team Moist, ( the things I had to scroll past to find that, btw )

Thee wanth to do thomething about that lithp, mind.

Photoshopped to make it look more impressive?

Embiggened?

How’s the CV looking?

As you said to the Mrs? *clue

His Mrs. doesn’t.

How can there be aliens if “space” doesn’t exist? #wolfy #offthecharts #denpressure

@essembeeofsunderland This is a picture of a bird. It is black with a red throat. There are clouds.

She’s actually a white, freckly ginge.

Didn’t know you and J69 were friendly.

That's not to mention the private school…

Apparently this was sent to over 20,000 homes in Pennsylvania before anyone noticed.

…Twat.

Plenty of tack holes in his replica top, though.

@Zathras- got any funny pictures? 😉

Gregg’s new experimental line- Smashed Pasties

Aye, but can they play on a rainy night in Stone?

Remind her that Gove, the slime in charge of this, had this to say in his younger days. “We are at last experiencing a new empire, an empire where the happy south stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northerner. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying I don't give a fig” All in jest, though, according to him. 😉

You been slicing off the dead skin on your heels again?

That’s a fowl accusation to make.