Monkeys Fist

I always thought Roy Keane looked better without his beard.

Best I could do at short notice

This place has its own version of Godwin’s Law, except instead of Nazis it’s Denise Squelch. Godawfuls Law?

CT knows all too well how hard it is to keep a fart in his trousers, unlike the time at Boldon Dogs where he managed to keep a shite in his trousers

Is he not a Tory shithouse now, then? We’ve enough numpties in Labour, can the Lib-Dems not have him, or the Greens, since he likes wandering around fields examining shite?

Asprilla and the argument he’s desperate to have …

I was in to them before they went indie.

Aye, it was. Nice to see the piss taking amongst the “other” spiderlads , but took way too long to get there. If you’re going to see a Spiderman film, you want to see Spiderman, thwipping about kicking fuck out of the baddies- not some fucking teenage angst bollocks for an hour before the suit even shows up.

Classy

She hadn’t got up yet, mind.

Teeside riggers? At least half of them probably did.

Eating them instead of riding them by the look of it.

Are we sure it’s him and not Jason Manford? Why is he wearing a cake suit though? edit; Fucking hell- he’s on that Masked Singer abomination- is there anything this not-so-little cunt won’t do for money?

WTF 😆 Why is Exciting Mick dressed as a cake???? Or has his stomach just burst.

Sunderland are on at 22:06- that’s SIX past.

Aye, a mate asked me what it’s like and I said imagine a cross between a building site and a prison, that stinks of oil, then fill it full of cunts who want to talk to you about how much money they’re on… all the fucking time Other than that, they’re ok.

As if they know what bewks are.

Come on then, what’s the story?

The first rig I went on was a semi-submersible, and they roll about in heavy seas like a ship ( they’re technically classed as ships, and registered as such). Maybe it was just me, but I was always very aware of where my escape route was, wherever I was, on whichever rig. On arrival you’d be given a safety tour, and there were lads who’d be bored and not paying attention and I’d always think “ Walking BBQ”. I always wore clothing that would keep me warm if I had to jump, whereas there were lads stilling about in jeans and whatever. That’s not to say I permanently on edge, far from it, but they’re hazardous sites and I took the the advice above from an old hand who’d been on them for decades.

It was Bez. From Nufc.com