Monkeys Fist

Someone obviously misspelt “leftist” when they commissioned that.

I’m just thankful he’s gone bald.

Bottlearse.

TOT.

MLF, obviously.

Mine preferred the Coloured* 12” special release.… … which apparently has its own category on Pornhub. *reported.

Make your mind up, ffs.

Midget Peter Griffin.

Aren’t books just a pointless waste of resources, though, now that we’ve got the interweb electronical books?

You’ll always be a tit to us, though

Last time I got this excited about something coming down I ended up with two kids.

I want this to happen, just to amuse myself seeing fat gammons wondering around the city with “Botman” on the back of their replica tops.

*gets up and walks out in the huff 😉

If anyone was going to be a 10yr old eco-warrior, it was going to be you.

BJ7? Taxi!

He’s going to be so bewildered.

It’s mint, isn’t it?

I’m trying to picture a fat Steven Gerrard and I can’t shift this image…

It will if they don’t come back ‘til Monday.

I read an interview with her daughter who said she just wants her Mummy back.

We should bring back Dutty Custard as Director of Arseholery.

Owen got a message from them too… ” Not you, cunt.”

Did you forget to sign in on your Clarko account?