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“ It could also broaden the scope of the retaliatory measures to include other items, including lobsters, electric motors and orange juice.“ Well, bang goes my plans for microwaved Lobster a L’Orange.

You and HR… sheesh!

Since Steve Bronski died today, this counts as a cover, doesn’t it? ( And it’s arguably better than the original)

What I find the funniest about this whole shitshow is that it will have been, undoubtedly, the shittest party in human history, and it’s possibly going to finish him. Can you imagine how shit the patter must’ve been at this (nonexistent) party?

Hope they’re paying Allen Klein his royalties.…

Probably not too bad since her tits were only a year old in the pic.…

It’s gone viral.

Saudi camel beauty pageant cracks down on cosmetic enhancements https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-59593001 No comment.

Oompa Loompa.

“Don’t ask me…”

Troops is going to shit bricks when he reads this at breakfast tomorrow.

I know, but any excuse to post Bad Manners is a good one.

*Googles Oz and Shane Ramsey- Bah Gawd, you’re right!

Loved that album- me and Mrs. Fist had just got together and it was one of our “ listen to with a spliff when we got home in the morning” regulars. Why the fuck did we have kids?

Got to go with Ewerk here like… Stone cold classic.

The real question here isn’t the cup snake, it’s Mr. Stick Legs there- did his shorts shrink, did his legs grow? What’s going on with the tan/white band there? Also, why is Peter Jackson, by the rail. drinking pints in the Oz end, when he should be fielding Beatles questions in his house in Hobbiton?

Sounds like a week in the life of Gloomy tbf.

So, I’ve just finished 6 days of 9hr shifts, dropping shite off for angry Regrexit farmers and such, which means I’ve spent a lot of time listening to my music catalogue. It struck me today how many excellent cover versions there are, which are arguably better than the originals. There’s the obvious ones- Joe Cocker, Sinead O’Connor, Jimi Hendrix… …. what about the rest? What’s your favourite cover version? Several that I noted over the past week are… Edit; I’ve added the original, and I’ll change “better than the original” to “equally as good as”, mainly because Karen Carpenter was fucking incredible… also, Jimi… ffs Fire away gents.

Investigation- no. Criminal- definitely

I’d be pissed off if my lass bought Darkness tickets too, mind.

Someone send this to the Met.

Finland’s PM showing everyone how to fuck up in style. Sanna Marin: Finland's PM sorry for clubbing after Covid contact https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59577371 ( Would, obvs. )