Monkeys Fist

I said earlier in this thread- Novichok the fucker, then deny all knowledge. You could put the Novichok on the tip of a bunker buster, just for good measure.

Aye- Grade 1 Listing puts Leazes Terrace in the same 2.5% as Buckingham Palace, The Houses of Parliament, Tower Bridge etc. Even changing use of it from what it is now to the examples stated above ( hotel, offices), would be a major ball-ache and probably unlikely to be approved.

Imagine Putin browsing General Chat on here.

Wtf? That’s just straight out of the Nazi playbook. The US is fucked, civil war before the decade’s out I reckon.

I think he imagines them every day

That, and he’s a fucking fantasist with no money.

Aye, if you thought Dolly Potter was bad, wait until the Benton Nimbies get going Not a chance.

Alex Neill’s honeymoon period was a quick hand-shandy out the back of the registry office, then straight to the divorce courts This is what, his third game?

Fuck.

The match has been halted - It seems that a sunderland fan needs medical attention in the stands. Hope they’re ok.

Please say you wore a tutu, pleeeeeaaase

Novichok the fucker. See how he likes them apples.

Those jeans were sold by bra size.

To quote Stang out the Police ”When the world is running down You make the best of what's still around” They’ve not got much, let them have the deformed crisp

First read of it I was thinking- where’s the punchline? Then realised it’s all punchline.

Looks like he needs a seat in the South Stand.

If you don’t do it like this, you’re dead to me.

Aye, please elaborate on the gravy train?

Who goes on a pub crawl on their own?.… … Luke does. Not another drink on the table, blatantly set the timer and jumped back in the seat.

Must’ve been mad before we had calendars and names for days and months. “ Hey Ugg, remember to meet me here at the big tree after you have slept, got up, slept, got up again, then slept and got up. We’re going Mammoth hunting” ” Shit man, I can’t, I’m dropping some shrooms and sitting in a cave painting horses then. How about after I’ve slept and got up, slept and got up again after that? “ ” This is bullshit, can someone invent days and months please?”

I wonder if he knows he’s shit, and is just taking the paydays, or if he genuinely believes he’s a talented manager? The fact he took this WBA job when he’d as good as said he was retiring after us makes me think the second option, but if you’d been as consistently shite in your career as him, from start to finish, you’d have to have at least some awareness that you’re not that good?

Up The Arse Corner, innit?