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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Right- they don’t have any oil, do they? Crack on Vlad.
  2. Article from Der Spiegel saying the US have detailed info that the invasion will happen on Wednesday. https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/krise-in-osteuropa-cia-rechnet-mit-russischem-angriff-kommende-woche-a-2e10a45f-b6eb-4b1a-b692-2edc64c04adf What do we in the NATO and the west do if this happens? Economic sanctions will do fuck all, imho, so are we going to send troops to help our Ukrainian allies or what? Edit; 16/02/2022 we took the Ukraine good and proper, you heard it here first, etc.
  3. That would be what, 4 or 5 seasons in the 3rd division?
  4. He’s just showing off his remote control collection. None of them work.
  5. Gordon Ramsey tenderising the fillet there.
  6. His judgement calls go a long to explaining why he’s got such a problem with gambling.
  7. That thing used to drive around the city centre full of Tracys at the weekends.
  8. I recommend following the t00nraider2 reply treatment.
  9. Following a brief peruse of the thread on their as-yet-unconfirmed new boss, I’m going to stick my neck out and say that unless this bloke turns them in to 1970s Brazil in under 3 weeks, his honeymoon period will be shorter than the wedding ceremony. Fan-fucking-tastic!
  10. What’s worse- a President calling someone a rapist, or a President who is one? Asking for a pal.
  11. Just make sure that if anyone breaks in, it’s actually a burglar, and not just a mess https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2008-2009/ameobi-in-mess_sto1801006/story-amp.shtml
  12. Lucky you! It’s without a doubt the worst food I’ve ever had in a pub.
  13. Have you been to the Schooner for a pint of attitude and a plate of disappointment yet?
  14. Jumped before the push. Hardly covered herself with glory- streets full of racists,rapists, murderers and violent right-wing thugs… and that’s just the regular constabulary.
  15. If we use the Bristol Stool Chart as a handy analogy, Hippo Heed was 5, Quiff and Carver were 6, Bruce was 8.
  16. If it was like the young Demi Moore (nsfw), he still wouldn’t have seen owt. Like Slash with his hat off.
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