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Monkeys Fist

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  1. No, that’s the car park of Boldon Dog Track.
  2. Wetherspoons runs low on beer amid driver shortage https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58395401
  3. I think it’s because the valley’s flora is watered by weak piss, according to Gemmill. 😉
  4. Coincidentally, the walk up the wooded dene to get there is rife with mushrooms just now
  5. It’s Hareshaw Linn, just outside Bellingham.
  6. ( are the pics not showing, or have you just got a bag on your head?).
  7. Speaking of waterfalls, took these the other day… 10 shiny interweb points if you recognise it.
  8. Dear Luke “Chicken” Edwards. Me planting tomato seeds at the start of summer is a growing possibility. NUFC not signing anyone else is a dead cert. Kindly retire.
  9. Someone should bring back The Pink, but with the last page on brown paper.
  10. Moped rider's rude name place tour finishes in Bell End https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58375401
  11. Government plans to lift football standing ban https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58357046
  12. I like bacon and I like tits, but you’ve now soured that
  13. And then wrote a best selling tear-fest about it.
  14. “Today, on Mysteries of the Soil, how was this Inca skull found in a Boldon churchyard?…”
  15. 6 months later, his “mates” from Metector Club will dig him up again.
  16. Presumably, given the setting, Jenny’s nips are like chapel hat-pegs throughout?
  17. Do rockets work in a vacuum?
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