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CT Googling “ dark web shaved cow” and thinking the blue flashing lights on his street are the neighbours, finally having an ABBA party.

I’m not kidding either. Thats fucking minging… who would paint their kitchen pus green?

Tried “shaved cow monster”, came up NSFL.

As chuffed as I am that you’ve proved yourself to be more tinterweb-savvy than our Boldon Bunter, I have to ask… … what in the gibbering fuck did you put in to Google search to find the above?

Ah, a fellow dark sider. Let the hate flow through you…

So, I posted on the Guitar Thread about my lad discovering guitar bands like The Stooges, Bad Seeds, Hendrix , Nirvana. Proud as punch. He’s also very fond of Lindisfarne and some John Martyn, so I played him Vincent by Don McLean, thinking he’d like it- Loved it. I didn’t tell him that it was the “sexy time” song of my first love and I , before me and his Mam got together Hey Ho! ( also, turns out Donny is a wife beater, who has a girlfriend 48 years his junior. Ffs. ) edit; I suppose it’s somewhat ironic that Mrs.F loves the tits off Van Gogh, and this is also one of her favourite tracks. No, I’ve never told her that she’s sloppy seconds on this song, and don’t intend to either. I like my bread buttered without unnecessary drama

New Order fans, innit?

That looks like Gene on a good day

@ ciaomanheyman, there’s a gif for every situation… … you just can’t post the fucker. Salt… wound… etc.

CT’d YP

As a bidet-gun owner, I can only hope you get with the program and clean your hoop properly whilst also viewing this delightful corner of t’interweb as it should be- in Black and White. TLDR; Ligma Baaalllz

So, I’m sure you lads have been waiting with baited breath for an update on Fist Jnr’s progress twiddling strings. He’s now nailed the Seven Nation Army that he asked his teacher about, but, more importantly (to me, anyway) he’s been discovering guitar bands of his own accord. I had a chat with him the other day and he showed me bands he’s found that he likes - Hendrix, Nirvana, Stevie Ray ( via Hendrix), The Stooges, and Nick Cave. He’s 11. I nearly wept with pride

Join my MySpace page and I’ll explain the internet to you.

I think he’s saying you and he are in the same club, mate.

Seriously? You’ve been on here at least as long as me. ( I don’t know why I’m surprised tbh).

Also @thebrokendoll, when you type your reply, look for the smiley in the options at the top, clicking on it brings up quite a few.

@Tom, do you know who Mr. Logic’d Mr Logic? Hmmmm?

Belta Minge is a safe haven in times of distress. Unless you’re Paul Wynn…

A light year.

Popcorns have been taken.

I’d hit the spam button in a second, but I got told off for threatening to do so hours after this fuckwit started. And I’m such a good boy…