Monkeys Fist

Someone please call in as Hugh Janus.

Fucks up the circuitry…

Do they take the puppies out first?

96 stubbies is only about four pints

I once delivered 240 cans of Basics lager to a house in Gateshead The bloke was nowhere near as much of a train wreck as I expected him to be, but still…

GTFFYFed YP

Bravehearted YP

It’d be worth the sack to just stand there and do the “wanker” sign.

Fraser on. C’mon the Porridge… boys ( for the snowflake)

How’s he missed that?

You’re welcome

#trampsnest #heronfoods #onlygotoneshirt

It’s not too bad tbh. https://www.roads.org.uk/motorway/a1/550

Fair enough, cunt it is then. Have at it gents.

Gan canny on Quiff lads- we’ve all got a fairly dark sense of humour on here, Quiff’s just massively misread the room- we’ve all done it at some point. It’s not his fault, all those years inhaling smog on Teeside have fogged his brain 😉

It’s the Finnish fans singing his first name and the Danish fans responding with his surname. Nice.

Rename it Newcastle and Washington Airport, just to fuck with them

They had an airstrip at Washington, but then they built a fuckng factory on it. I think our official response should be “Get fucked”.

Four generations of one family there.

Listened to this several times since you posted it, it’s really rather good. 👍

Unless?? He must be lathered

This is what happens when you spend your entire career in the looming shadow of Gibbo and Anal Oliver. The bench is good enough.