Monkeys Fist

So, I have a seat, but I’m worried some random twat might nick it- do I? 1- Sit in the fucking thing, ending the problem 2- Leave my precious seat unattended, go down to the concourse, and kick some cunt in the head

I feel a bit bad for all three of Gloria de Piero.

Quiff’s ex loves a bit of BBC, according to xHamster.

Err, no. He’s from Consett- rural Mackem.

Dulux OneCoat. Shit was amazing

I decorated my entire house to Shpongle’s entire discography. Made a shit job 100% more bearable.

What are his nasal measurements?

That’s shocking.…

I’ve seen that video and my reaction was “What a pack of cunts” towards the ticket boys kicking fuck out of the blaggers. Firstly- kicking people on the deck is a cunt’s trick Secondly- why do you care? You’ve got your seat, fuck off and enjoy yourself.

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When I was a massive hippy I went to a gig in the Roman colosseum in Nimes and took in 30l of homemade sangria courtesy of one these bad boys… Wrapped in a towel inside a rucksack. Thanks to that and some superb Moroccan herbals I was absolutely wankered, tearing around the dungeons giving it Spartacus whilst the support bands were on.

I was going to say “ Welease Woger”, but …

Isn’t that why he’s unsure how many kids he has?

1966.

“ There’s this cunt at work… oh…shit” Welcome back knacker, where you looking to buy?

We’ll all be dead from Covid variant Mk23 by then though. Chin up Chuckles, we live to shite another day.

I’ll give you that- Kane was virtually invisible and given the options he had on the bench it was more than disappointing that he didn’t make a change when it could’ve mattered. Still, I’m pretty sure they’ll learn from this game, and onwards and upwards etc etc And now I’m off for yet another refreshment. Italy can’t be proud of that win, cheating cunts.

Just to put a bit of perspective on this, we got to the finals of a major tournament and only conceded 2 goals in open play- with the T-Rex in nets. We blew the pens, no question, but we can be rightly proud of this team and look forward to the World Cup with a realistic chance. Fuck the Italians, too, cheating cunts. For everyone ( other than Quiff obvs ) baying about Southgate- who do you think we could get to improve this team- I’m not saying he’s irreplaceable but I’m curious who you think would, firstly, take the job and, secondly, do better? I’m going to go and have (another) beer.

This bunch of lads have, in a few games, made me proud of country my way more than our shithouse politicians, ignorant population or anything else recently. It’s not the result we wanted, but they can be proud as fuck of their performance and behaviour throughout this tournament. Once they’ve got over the disappointment of this loss, they’ll look at the next tournament, a World Cup, and think “ We can have that”. I’d love to congratulate Italy, but I genuinely can’t celebrate their fucking shithouse style of cheating their way to victory - fuck them.

Did well to get away with a yellow.

3-1 England, Italy down to 10 men. Boom.

No chance Ryder has a lass 😉

My lad’s primary school have just sent an email saying kids can come in at 11am tomorrow. Head teacher is obviously getting mullered tonight