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Monkeys Fist

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  1. For a cock to be soft, you need to have one. Rules out Bunter.
  2. Eating a Walrus in one would be considerably worse. ( also, noisy kids are fine, it’s when the little shits go quiet that you need to worry).
  3. Aye, but you’ll need to let Dave from India have access to your pc to update the settings.
  4. Remember that soft-cock Brexit nonce that posted on here a while back?
  5. I’m not surprised she forgot her dress, poor lass looks half-asleep. That tattoo looks like she needs her rat trimmed…
  6. Which Grumble sites should I avoid to protect my delicate sensibilities?
  7. You got me. A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbit walk in to a bar and the Rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo”.
  8. I love breathy French lasses singing - this being a perfect example- always guaranteed trouser commotions. Watched the vid above, waited, thought “when’s the breathy French bint coming in?”, looked at the time elapsed and released it was an instrumental
  9. He looks less of a cunt with the full beard, tbh. ( yes… I know it’s actor, author and gangster bummer, Mr. Wraith).
  10. Yaxley-Lennon’s new flat mate?
  11. Get out of here with your facts and actual grip on reality.
  12. “ Mam, there’s a fat Mackem over there on his back, should I flip him over!” ” Look at the nice helicopter son, LOOK AT THE HELICOPTER!” CT, as the darkness descends and his breathing slows… ” B… A… U…”
  13. Lads, lads, Bandidas is what you want. Then Americano.
  14. We share an occasional joint- what of it?
  15. I made a herb ladder for Mrs. F. the other day.
  16. Is that your place HMHM? What a kick in the fucking bollocks. Didn’t Nestle announce record profits just recently?
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