Monkeys Fist

You just know his Mam has “The Special Things” cupboard where he keeps his drawings of aliens, these two prop cans, the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. He’s allowed to play with The Things once a week, which is when his tweet flurrys come out. #notapsycho #heronfoods #EdwardandTubbs

Makes you wonder what’s in the Wolf Jerky. #basementlife #winnitthair #heronfoods #actualshite

Shame he didn’t wipe the coffee-mug rings off his Mam’s kitchen bench before he took it, though. #bullspiss #manky #standsoutsideshops #heronfoods

You sure it wasn’t @Kevin Carr's Gloves?

#ukbusiness #lampshades #livewithmymam #heronfoods #breathlikeatrampsarse

Not been in there in ages, not sampled their meat-wrapped ova, but the Cumby’s would convert vegans back to the delights of flesh.

No, multitudes means a lot.

Can’t you just order the Pifco copy from your Kamagra supplier?

You ok, hun?

I’ll give you this, just this once.

Convicted Post Office workers have names cleared https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357 This case has been rumbling on for years, and those involved have finally been cleared of any wrongdoing. In summary, the PO installed a flawed accounting system and accused postmasters of theft following false discrepancies due to the shite system. People lost their freedom, jobs, familys, reputations, life savings, and if memory serves, at least one of those falsely accused took their own life. ( memory is right). It’s a massive fucking shitstorm of a scandal, and I’ll bet it doesn’t get anywhere near the coverage it should- and that those responsible will walk away without proper punishment.

Mrs. Fist loves it, I can see and appreciate the humour, but it’s not top of my list- I loved The Detectorists though which is a in a similar vein. ( Edit- Don't Forget the Driver is another with Toby Jones, which has a very similar vibe to This Country, but which I liked far more - I think just dislike the characters in This Country). Friday Night Dinner is probably up there as the best in a long while , along with Fleabag, but FND beats it for me. It’s totally absurd, but rooted in totally relatable characters, whereas Fleabag is posh tarts.

Whaat? Come on man, don’t leave us hanging! Details, ffs. Btw, just got home, great night, good craic with Bro Fist and a mutual friend, as well as several top-drawer beers, the Cumby does what are, without question, the best selection of various Scotch Eggs known to Mankind. We tried them all, so God help my toilet and my ringpiece tomorrow.

Christ… imagine getting divorced and having to move in with three other divorced blokes, and, as if that wasn’t bad enough, one of them is Yaxley Lennon… but even worse, he’s mates with Steve fucking Wraith.

I’m off out to the Cumberland in a bit for a beverage with Brother Fist, so I’m getting in the mood

Odyssey is a great game- just forget about it being an Assasins Creed game and enjoy it for what it is. Took me months to finish it. Also, play as Kassandra, not the bloke.

He’s a real deadsinger… ( except he’s a writer, but fuck it).

That’s only five dollah.

A friend of a friend told me that you may want to be careful of searching “wife training” on the Interwebs.

Cost him a fortune in taxis. 😉

What odds on this bootlicker being our dearly loved Penfold?

Poor timing

Is that the directors cut of Raiders of the Lost Arse?

Oh my sides… Fuck off and die, cunt.