Monkeys Fist

It’s a typo, he means “Stella business” - getting wrecked with his pals at the shelter.

Well, that’s us told lads.

See my post here mate - I couldn’t agree more. Apparently this mutt we’re “going to see” belonged to an old fella who can no longer look after it. Terriers would be my first, and only, choice, if I had any real say in the matter

Fuck Right Off

Nice one mate. It’s easily in my top 5 favourite albums.

It’s also called fucking Coco. At least give me the minimal satisfaction of naming it Arsehole or Shithouse, or even just Zappa, but no, it’s a fucking Instagram influencer name. I am depressed.

We discussed owning a mutt ages ago, and I mean years ago, when I made it absolutely clear that, in the first instance, I didn’t want one, didn’t agree with it, etc etc, but if I had to “compromise”, then it had to be a small, short-haired one that didn’t fucking stink. The one we’re going to “see if we like” is a cocker/setter cross, long-haired and both breeds are known for having death breath. Champion.

I’ve just been fucking Shanghaied in to agreeing to “view” a fucking dog. I am not a happy bunny- I am fundamentally opposed to pets, and yet I know that within a month, I will be ultimately responsible for picking up the rancid shite of a fucking animal I don’t want in any shape or form. FML.

Aye, but I’ll bet he doesn’t give the lads 6 days off and unlimited free delivery of Spicy Nik Naks. Amatuerish tbh, let’s not forget Brucey has been in football for a long time and seen it all.

Not wanting to spoil anyone’s day, but do your best not to imagine Denise and Steve getting down and dirty on a bed of Monster Munch and depression. 👍

🤮 Wouldn’t, even if she was the last minge on Earth.

That’s pretty impressive that only a few years after the invention of cars some mad bastard drove one up, and down, Ben Nevis.

Chill Out by KLF has been one of my go-to albums for longer than I care to remember- I first had it on cassette in France, then a ripped CD which got lost in my travels, and for a long time I didn’t have it. It’s been available on YouTube for a few years, all because Drummond and Cauty deleted it from their catalogue years ago, so it’s only been dodgy copies. Anyway, after that preamble, they’ve finally released a remixed version this year on stream, it’s virtually exactly the same, some samples removed, some added, just added it to my Apple Music catalogue. ( ironically, the easiest way for me to share it here is via YouTube, so…) Edit, - On review, it’s more than just a few “small changes”- whilst it’s essentially the same, it’s not the Classic album , Why do artists do this- fuck around with their well loved stuff?

Are they Barking Spiders? Don’t worry, the Drop Bears will get ‘em.

Tourist Guide to Dundee

Give the lad a break- he’s from Sweden so he’s only got lakes, depressing cop drama and pickled fish to judge what’s “funny” against.

This year? RIP PaddockLad’s feet.

Dawn Wall is a superb documentary.

That’s awful news Renton mate, sounds like you’ve done everything you could do over the past few years to help your sister, try not to beat yourself up too much.

Fucking hell…

Daft cunt will end up owing them money.

Papa Joan?

His back and shoulders were massive for his height, but he was supposed to be an absolute gentleman outside the ring.

I wouldn’t know mate, I try not to give my money to racists.

What?