Monkeys Fist

Russian tractors are where it’s at- might as well go all in on the evil regime crack. Look at this bitch…

Don’t let her near any boats…

Aye. I used to play this at sunset, on top of the cliffs, smoking a fatty, looking over this view. mint.

What a pair of cunts.

Me neither. Soundtrack is class too.

Make a Liver and Mussel phaal when it’s your turn on curry night. Hopefully they’ll never ask you again.

What does the Frau think?

You should be grateful the RAF bummers are still farting for freedom. Also… fuck.

Miggy!

I’d piss myself laughing if The Fat Cunt bought them ( assuming we are sold next Friday )

Don’t worry about it, I’ve just rang my mentor at Pedants Anonymous and told him I’ve lapsed again.

Just for Wykiki and Polarboy, aka The Dyslexic Duo, it’s Krafth. K.R.A.F.T.H Like the shitty cheese spread, but with the wrong Ian Watkins stuck on the end.

8 Ace.

Is that the Manchester spelling?

Just the usual TT treatment

Rayvin is absolutely thrumming with excitement at the prospect of boatloads of “positive and sunny” young Chinese lasses turning up here.

FYP.

After the bag of frozen mixed veg, so you can use the steam as stock.

Shedathon.

Dr. Groom.… … err…maybe not.

It will soon enough if these Right Wing cunts aren’t stopped. “ You have been found guilty of; 1) Holding views that are unsanctioned by The Party 2) Being Poor 3) Unemployment 4) Having skin darker than Party guidelines allow. 5) Excessive use of food banks. * choose any combination of the above You are sentenced to 5 years hard labour for Taylor Wimpey ( a Rees-Mogg subsidiary) Inc. Build, build build. Take them down”