Monkeys Fist

Are you saying we should bring back dog licences?

He might enjoy that.

This is the kind of uninformed opinion which has made the internet a melting point of misinformation over the years. Don’t get me wrong Tom, I’m no fan of Bruce, but this is just wrong. A trebuchet would be far better suited for flinging the kind of weight we’re talking about here.

“ bridge troll”

Won’t be long.

* tidies shed

You’d think they’d choose another subject for their punnery…

Magedia Just wait until we actually are owned by a shady cabal of businessmen ( and dictators… and scary coke tarts).

“British Eggs”- canned cream and sugar! I feel that wars have been started over less insulting shit than this.

Saxquatch.

Not what I was expecting…

Are you saying I’m predictable?

He looks like an even more sweaty paedo version of the sweaty paedo David Walliams.

Especially the ones that charge you £1.99 to get your money out.

That, and it’s cheaper to bury people than pay them.

Do you think he can taste his sister whilst he’s sucking his dad off?

Are you from Kielce, Poland?

Q4. Do They Know It’s Christmastime At All?

You’re up and down more often than Quiff’s Eastern European Hooker’s knickers when he’s on a Kamagra binge.

Deck building… is that where you choose different combinations of cards to make a fighting“deck”, which you then use to play against opponents?