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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Abused by a hippo Wait until you meet the War elephants …
  2. It’s the duplicity that puts me off- I watched the episode linked above and not a single discussion of which is best- shortcrust or flaky pastry. Did they even tackle the hot topic of “when is a pie not a pie?” ( answer- when it’s a dish of pie filling with a pastry top on it… pie masquerade)- not even a mention. pfft. disclaimer- I didn’t watch it, so they might have.
  3. He was probably too busy rattling your lass to fight.
  4. I’m strictly a “spit and polish” type of chap, although thebrokendoll might fancy that.
  5. Anonymity, COVID safe, and mobile gusset-sniffing. Marvellous
  6. Just put a paper bag in your head and you’re good to go.
  7. Funnily enough I’ve just had a notification that I need to self-isolate. ( Don’t worry @ewerk, I have a long-established, rigorous warm-up regime so my wrists will not shatter).
  8. They let him spread his rancid shit, unchecked, for over three years before this half-hearted “disputed” crap. They’re definitely complicit.
  9. Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about? Because that’s never the answer mate.
  10. He moved to Wichita and became a lineman for the county. You should ask him.
  11. That’s the Egyptian one, isn’t it? Not as big as Odyssey, but still a huge map. Decent game, like, took me months to complete it.
  12. You’re a good man- helping the homeless at this time of year is to be applauded.
  13. Newcastle have declared first in the last two General Elections, and the Brexshit vote. 😉
  14. Oof, vicious Mrs. F. has an extremely annoying habit of leaving the plug from her hair straighteners on the floor, points up usually. You’d think she’d be more careful after I stood on one a few years back, which went deep enough to tickle the bones. In my distress, I may have accidentally bounced the fucking things off the wall, which broke them somewhat, and they were apparently decent ones- GBH or something I had a fucking temporary vagina on the sole of my foot for a week or so until it healed up.
  15. He’s trying to poisson our minds with this.
  16. He decided to not acknowledge at least two of his kids… I suppose that’s a start?
  17. I had a lovely day at the Great Yorkshire Show- it’s brilliant for kids , too.
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