Monkeys Fist

They are firmly a biscuit of the elder citizen.

So closer to the first one than the second? ( sorry, I totally forgot we have you lads with Emerald Isle speech impediments)

At risk of dividing a board already split along civilised/spelunker lines, how do you pronounce this utter waste of biscuitery? Is it Blue “RI..bbned” or Blue “ri BAND”

SOSSIDGE!!! 5-0 to us. Vive le Republique!

Not Mrs Howe.

Willock… Maybe that’s why we don’t shoot from outside 6yds.

Burn’s shot must the first shot we’ve had from outside 6yds since the first 10 minutes

Time yet for this ref to send off two more players and disallow three goals

Welbeck. Well, there we go.

Targetts boots are actually white, but the scruffy cunt hasn’t polished them in months.

Tina Wieffer?

Wieffer going off then?

How the fuck is that not a yellow on Willock?

Who?

He’s going to have too by the looks of it

What a fucking stop by Dubs.

Good to see we’re all now paying as much attention to the on field shenanigans as the ref.

Wasn’t she in the Mindy Project?

There’s only a barse in it.

We could claim PTSD, thinking he was getting chased by Everton fans?

Said the Mrs…

How are these lads you’re groping feeling?

Aye, but which part of him was offside?

Then logically it should have been Schars arse that determined his position too.