Monkeys Fist

It’s not Pat Sharp.

It’s the drummer from Blur.

Wonder if I’ll be immune?

They couldn’t find anywhere modern-looking for the photoshoot in sunderland so they had to go to Beamish.

That’s how you start an Aussie Gang Bang.

What I find funny about Smart Meters is that they only run off mains power- not that fucking smart, then.

Merged, since, unlike the eponymous bandage merchant, we don’t do superfluous here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gqr5lrpwxo Get ready for the Monkey Pox Lockdown shenanigans- let’s see if Labour are quicker off the mark than the previous money-grubbing death mongers.

Reading this gave me Cancer

According to the Daily Record article, they had a “proper sit-down meal”

Pluto rising in Uranus?

And nothing.

It’s not, like.

Gemmilled YP.

Chess champions was the last page wasn’t it?

He took the future Mrs. Renton to the cinema on their first date. To see Nil By Mouth.

Definitely… … speaking of which Want some crutches for that broken leg?

Oh aye, just exercising my pedantic gland.

Mad Max would like a word

You mad bro?

2nd Breakfasted YP

Ah, the classic use of the BFK!