Monkeys Fist

He’s got himself all worked up watching all the C&As in the Athletics.

They all look like they’re wearing face masks of themselves.

Second best, tbh.

Golf is firmly in the “ Hobby, not a sport” camp for me, along with snooker, darts and cricket.

How’s Leazesmag these days? Has having the club owned by Muslamics sent him over the edge?

Pickford looking good in nets there. Also, aye- Dancing Queen on a loop for the first half, Donna Summer ; I Feel Love for the second when everyone’s a bit fucked.

Fucking hell! What a beaut! If he’d done that with one of today’s balls he’d have probably knocked over the Rocket in Dunston. Against the unwashed too! “ I have lived on it ever since. In truth everywhere I have gone people ask me about it. It's probably got me 40,000 pints of beer! Even when I sit on my own at times I look back and reflect on it. In my day it was the biggest game out there for Newcastle." RIP

I was a trampolinist at school- regularly made it to the nationals but was never going to win as I was unlucky enough to be doing it at the same time as Richard Cobbing. Fucker was on another level He went in to Freestyle skiing and competed at the 94 Winter Olympics in the big air or whatever it’s called. At least half the reason I kept at it was the high quality perving on offer

Hugh do you think you are?

Typical Rabid Left response. THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN… THE CHILDREN!

It must’ve been rough going bald at such a young age?

Ok. ze M est silent!

Nah, he’s history.

Pushing it, like.

Again…

I hired a couple of Betamax tapes from the Blockbuster there in 2018.

Soz like- driven all night so the mind’s a bit Woolie(s).

Fixed the lack of grammar discipline.

Gotta watch out for those Reds- next thing you know we’ll be overrun with Marksieists.

He probably is- keeps dropping his Prosecco in Palmersville Aldi

Sound- All’s Well That End’s Well. 👍