Monkeys Fist

I was just behind you! Was that you in the home kit?

Attacking our end this half. omens…😂

You on dial up?

Need another shite now

Dare I say it yet?

Anyone had shite in the last 5 minutes?

Was that the dulcet times of Sir Les?

Just in fucking case?

There are many, many reasons I hope we win, but one of them is to hear that Scouse cunt Carragher drowning in his own, copious spit.

Well, that’s me set up for the match, and the aftermath. And yes, I will be in the nip.

Get yourself down to Thurrock.

Standing was an involuntary reaction to the Neptunes, tbh.

Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us.

Neave on the bench again. 17yr old striker. Bring him on when we’re 3-0 up.

Again with the puns, Gemmzi

Speaking of- Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!) which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK.

No idea mate, never heard of him.

Sitting in my cab at Thurrock services, waiting for the Scania lad to come and fix a small problem ( due in 5 minutes), then off for a quick 3s’s and a bite to eat. Then; Match, celebrate, one-off the wrist, sleep, home.

That’s what you get for drinking locally- they’ll all be on RTG getting angry about imaginary shit.

Have a word with Gloomy, has the opposite problem.

Is that Ronnie Pickering?

Remember when you turned up to work in a ball gown and the gaffer said ” Go on then, give us a Twirl?” Happy days…

My lad asked me why boxers usually don’t have sex in the weeks leading to a fight. I said ” They usually don’t like each other mate “

I’ll be releasing the bomb bay doors soon There’s few finer feelings than an empty gut after carrying a blind trout around.

Decent piece on Howe from the BEEB here The quotes from the players shows just how much these lads respect him. Nice little mood setter for this afternoon.