Monkeys Fist

How much would you lot expect to pay for this?

Perky! ( his are bigger though )

Has anywhere had the balls to try charging for scraps yet?

I just got messages from a triumphant Miss Fist because her tent survived the carnage there last night, several of her mates are away to buy new ones

He can make a living hiring his head out as a set square.

Dazzler outrage intensifies …

I just hope we get it all upfront, as the way things are going at Everton Football Club, La, we might just end up on their creditors list otherwise.

It’ll be a shame to see him go- he was the first “name” player to come in for us after Ashley, and did a sterling job as captain on and off the pitch. Best of luck to him

The Donald- Spurs want a sell-on clause of £3million Methhead- “ £4 million seems pretty reasonable- give them a bell” 30 seconds later The Donald -“ They accepted my offer of £6 million immediately “ Don’t mess with The Negociator.

Eeee… mental.

Ay Papi!

That blokes name sounds like a drunk mate asking you what’s up?

He sent everyone a PM explaining his absence, Ibrahim- didn’t you get it? -

Just dropped Miss Fist and her mates off at Leeds festival, the playlist on way down included Fred Again, Fontaines DC, Travis fucking Scott and Rizzle fucking Kicks. Tbf to the yoots, the above shite was heavily outnumbered by Prodigy, Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Sublime, and even Pink Floyd… all their picks. Normal service has resumed on the way back now…

Obama did show off his comic timing to perfection though with his brief glance downwards here ( right at the end) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/czrgvx20rznt?post=asset%3A39bb0c42-dee4-412b-9d45-bc4b0395ce19#post

No whey Hosé !

Is that Curdistan?

Whey aye!

What’s all this milk punnery about? I’ve not read the thread, tbh, just skimmed it.

His new show is on ITV 12- Bargain Cunt.

Intolerable

Also, my father’s maternal grandmother came from the same tiny North Welsh village that my mother’s maternal great x3 grandparents lived in. Whilst there’s a generation or two between them, it’s also likely that their families were known to each other.

My brother and I did the ancestry thing a few years ago, which turned up some interesting little points- both of our parent’s grandparents lived within 100yds of each other for a while, and very likely knew each other, years before or parents were even a twinkling in their dads eyes. What makes it more unexpected is that my mother’s grandparents were both Cockneys, from Peckham and Tottenham.

The latest sequel- Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Golden Tadpoles.

I clicked on that fully expecting the full picture to be The Minger. Disappointed.