Monkeys Fist

And the flag of Erebor.

Too soon, that’s it- you’re bard!

I hope they did it in a safe way.

I love a good verbal spar.

It didn’t help that the bloke who wrote the books couldn’t be arsed to finish them, so they had to make it up for the ending too.

Back of the netto!

He’ll look like Aldi Mick Hucknall.

Aye, not enough tits.

This era Ms. Carey was truly trouser-troubling.

He also obviously didn’t have a fucking clue what DEI stood for.

That, and the cock in your mouth.

I’m biding my time for the ginger dreads.

Watching it on iPlayer later, so SPOILERS FFS! Thankee

I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. Guess what colours ( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)** * three seconds ** Imagine.

Means you have to helicopter the owld fella when we score.

9 August. Women’s Beach Volleyball finals.

Did you trudge through the snow in the 80s to sit in the Gallowgate watching Wor Jackie, though? Got to do the hard yards…

He’s probably still tidying his gaff, the minger.

Just seen this @Howmanheyman, I’d just like to agree with what everyone else is thinking…

Also, because you’d be posting non-stop. It’s their standard beach/bar/Ponteland airport dress.

Why not? Has he ruled himself out or is it some batshit insane reason?