Monkeys Fist

Haad on.... What happened to BAU? Oh aye, it's you.

Are we still rated as producers of weaponry and inventive death, or are we shit at that now, as well?

No. I blame the himmigriants

5/10. Would not bang.

It'd be hilarious if it wasn't such outright lunacy.

Honestly thought you were having a laugh. Checked BBC Fucking hell.

Whitleycoatsmouth, all the same really, infested with shitehawks.

Sam Cams send off? Dorty beeatch. Edit; beaten to it by The Birdman of Cullercoats. Damn

Who?

Are the servant quarters affected by the flies,or are they too far from the reception wing?

It's like Terry Gilliam was his speechwriter. ( tune is the opening bar of Don't Leave Me This Way, the Communards version )

Oof

It's mocking him from beyond the grave.

Please let that be real. Edit: seems it is. https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCDanielS/status/752531868252303364

Salsa dip.

Pub night, is it?

Shut your mouth.

If Jimbo invites you round for chilli, say you're busy. Just saying.

Aye, of all the words to describe the shitshow of the past few weeks, on both sides, Unity definitely isn't one I would use.

48, slap head. Close enough.

This was the opening salvo from The Seagulls. They are out to get you.

No, you fat Mackem tool

Cheers gents. As a mature gentleman, I am currently Lego Hulk to Fist Jnr's Lego Ironman. Randomly sourced lady bump pics are a welcome diversion from such cerebral pursuits