Monkeys Fist

There'll be 25 threads on RTG within the hour. " Mag twats turn on each other over Moyes"

We hit one whilst driving near Blanchland , many years ago. Felt it going under two wheels ( bump, squawk, bump, crunch), thought " Ah well, it won't have felt much". Cut to an hour or so later, we are coming back down the same road, there it is hopping along the side of the road, one leg totally fucked and its wings on Joey Deacon style. We decided the only thing to do was wring its neck- easier said than done We must've stretched the fucker's neck 7-8 inches and twisted it like we were giving it a Chinese burn- just pissed it off, the squawky fucker. We eventually finished it off by holding its head and swinging the rest of it, lassoo style, around our heads until it died. Stubborn fucker deserved it.

This is what happens, Renton, when you find a Corbynite in the Alps.

Always liked the lad.

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World's shittest statue

I'm not sure I know what you mean?

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I'll be working in Dundee tomorrow, Jings Crivvens Inshallah.

BAUschwitz?

I hope he keeps the job until the Qatar WC, purely because I want to see his hippo heed turn beetroot red then explode in a sweat bomb.

Taxi!

Where have your details been shared?

Oh but they will- in 2018.

Are you living in a world of fools?

I've just had a "muscular wake up session", then wiped it on the curtains.

Aye, she hit the nail on the head there.

TYP

Are you still in touch with his family/lass Cath? How they doing?

They could do worse than get a local company on board. http://www.is-is.co.uk/ ( I used to work for the pack of cunts ).

Kerry could barely hold it together there

Yes, but blue.

They've always been touchy around young kids