Monkeys Fist

No no no no no no no no no no no There's no limits.

Hands? Soft shite, we used cricket balls and our teeth. Those were the days. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Was wondering why you ( presumably) had the nippers arse out, then realised- seasoning.

"The baby". Stevie 2

Any clips of Löw having a commiseratory sniff of his knob cheese?

Mag cunt, surely?

Whereas Jesus turned the other cheek.

This is CT applying the lube before he slams in his mushroom cap and goes all-out Leadsom.

HowmanAmen

CT- thinks " Where's Contravakia?"

Next messiah , innit. FTM MLF WKATK?

BAU

BAU

Having a kick-about with Fist Jnr. and he's just had one of these Inadvertently, full pelt, off me Instant regret, thinking. " Is he going to cry....... he's going to cry, ah shit, you oaf, he's going to cr.....Uggggh" Little twat kicked it back straight in the Jewels then collapsed laughing.

CTd your post

You gents met?

Gullslayer feels nothing. His heart is ice.

I was on their fake Tyne bridge last night,putting banners on either end for their Uni. The Mackem gaffer of the firm who made the banners turned up and was singing the praises of the anti-bird devices on the bridge, getting himself a chubby over how shite-free it was. My comment that "even birds know the place isn't worth shitting on" didn't go down to well with him*. Rumour has it that an NUFC sticker has been placed above the road by a devilishly handsome rogue, welcoming folk to Medieval Land. I couldn't possibly comment. * to be fair to him, his crack was sound and he laughed, albeit through gritted teeth.

Ok What's the handle on the side of your boyfriends head for?