Christmas Tree

And now you can join in the politics thread as well....

Thats looks and sounds a lovely site however for next weekend I need one within 15 miles of flamingoland as thats where we are taking the bairns on the Sunday. Any suggestions welcome. Re the electric hook up, what do you actually use it for? Do you take a telly with you????

Happy Birthday Kitman. You have now reached the scientifically agreed point in life when you will be at your lowest ebb.... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/health/De...re_44-Years-Old If its any concilation, you share you birthday, your age and this depression with...... Perhaps you could console each other....

Currently re-visiting 14 stone and as yet remorse hasn't set in.

Aye and that

Cheers for the info chaps. Just reserved that outwell one at Argos which seems a pretty decent make and at a decent price. Now just the little matter of sorting the weather.

Isnt that Pardews formation for next year?

When i see 'CT' it's read to myself by my other m!nd$ in fashion of TopCat cartoon as in "okaay TC" Im liking the bit that you got wound up and had to have a word , what was it that got your garden hammock to fly off it's axis like ? Had him down as an Ashley apologist http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=924074

I misread that. Was lifting the phone to 999. Fishing nets not fishnets......

Helloh, Helloooooooh Very nice and I would guess right up Monkeys street as well.

I joined in a fury after reading a post by Peasepud that made by blood boil. When it got to the User name bit I just looked around the room and saw a Christmas Tree. Had I known I was staying I might have came up with something more exciting, however I quite like CT as well.

Mr Fist....Any thoughts on this one. http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/part...%7C14419414.htm Cant really find much about it on the net myself. edit. or this one http://www.campingworld.co.uk/Models.aspx?ModelID=2053

Few more hours Kevin and you'll get the keys to the Sectret Forum" That's where we keep all the good stuff including Jimbos porn collection, topless pictures of Cat Mag and Toonraider from the last get together and Park Lifes real evidence of extra terrestrials.

He quite often uses Kenny Shepherd as a source for his "itk" which seems a tad odd.

@cwarr07 @craigynic @lee_ryder @lee_ryder @adamfwknox Lee who? Not Ryder who only has Carver as a contact...speak to KS Lee Zog in Jose out

Excited. Baby sitting three extra kids due to the strike so fishing nets and buckets are at the ready.

Discussed this thread in the pub tonight, more to do with the pink lane thing than anything else, and surprisingly 3 of the women around the table (all 30 or under) had no problem with the word and even described it as one of their favourite swear words. An age thing it would seem.

Joey Barton dissing carr on Twitter... This was in reply to carr saying..... and more

Saw these on a car in Chester le street on Sunday and thought they looked quite amusing. In a similar vain, when I was a sick 17 year old butcher with a ford capri I drove for a day with real pigs ears flapping in the corner where the bonnet meets the headlight and pigs tails hanging off the back bumper as a copy of those static things that were all the rage in the 80's. It was a dare of sorts but the ears flapping were quite cool.

Know your ITK ITK (in the know) 1. An individual who claims to have foreknowlegde of goings on at a particular football club to impress others 2. A massive pain in the arse @cwarr07 Ah, Colin. The doyenne of Twitter 'in the knows'. He's the man who started the craze, the man who collected a few thousands followers thanks to not so cryptic tweets regarding who he was told was about to arrive on Tyneside and inspired a generation to follow suit. For that, I must raise a glass to him because without him this blog would not exist. However his longevity makes him the ultimate pain in the arse as accuracy is not the measure of a good ITK amongst the unwashed, the length of time you've managed to fool the reams of fuckwits is. Colin doesn't take criticism of his info too well. Anyone who pulls him up on his many inaccurate predictions is blocked. Bizarre, considering Mr. W's cocksure demeanor. Surely it would be much more satisfying to keep those who abused you at arm's length, so you could grab them by the lapels and scream "FUKING OWNED!" when you're proven correct... or maybe that's just me. I've never been one to work in chronological order, so lets start in the here and now. We can analyse Colin's earlier predictions at a later date. 7 June - Ngog will be part of the Henderson deal to #lfc David Ngog was not part of the Jordan Henderson transfer. 4 June - For all those asking Gervinho & Cabaye will be confirmed next week. 7 June - Gervinho will be an #nufc player. I'm sure you all realise for any deal to be finalised both parties need to meet. As of 29 June 2011 Gervinho is not a Newcastle United player nor looks like becoming one. 10 June - Yet another Villa smokescreen regarding their new manager - Mark Hughes will be the next Villa manager #avfc On 17 June 2011 Alex McLeish was appointed the new Aston Villa manager. 15 June - Yes, the player who arrived today for talks is Barnetta #nufc #bartonsreplacement On 27 June 2011 Tranquillo Barnetta returned to preseason training at Bayer Leverkusen. 17 June - Kazenga signing for Brighton today. As of 29 June 2011 Kazenga Lua Lua has yet to sign for Brighton. 18 June - #lfc pulled out of Marveaux after he failed a medical #nufc decided to take the gamble which we've all seen before with Ashley (Gosling) Both Liverpool and Sylvain Marveaux have denied the player failed a medical. 21 June - Nile Ranger & Millwall not sure that's the best career move Nile #nufc As of 29 June 2011 Nile Ranger has not signed for Millwall. 21 June - Neil Taylor to Everton NOT #nufc Everton denied interest in Neil Taylor. 22 June - #nufc close to announcing next signing, news/announcement expected this evening No announcement was made. 9 June - Connor Wickam on his way to Liverpool #lfc 28 June - Expect a twist in the Wickham transfer, reliably told that he won't be a #safc player On 29 June 2011 Connor Wickham signed for Sunderland. And that's just one month! http://knowyouritk.blogspot.com/2011/06/cwarr07.html

This made me laugh on Twitter...... :rolleyes:

Asking Mods to ban me because one post out of 50 is about a twitter itk is being a prick and thats you not me.

Thats brilliant Tom :crylaughin:

Excellent idea, Should be a mod Kitman.

Excellent idea Stevie This place has about 70 active members but lets ban a few more... Who are all these exciting posters from 5 or 6 years ago that have ridden off into the sunset because of twitter itk's? Maybe if the mods did some moderating instead of bitching like spoilt children then these problems wouldnt arise. If they want twitter / football gossip in one place then say so and politely move any stray posts into the relevant place. The problem with this place is too many internet warriors. Craig was been arsey and tried succesfully to pick a fight with me. Craig then goes crying onto open twitter to Stevie, Tom and Ayatollah and the four of you sit there discussing bannings while patting Craigs fevered brow ffs. Should really have sent Craig packing explaining there were many fun threads on here this week where we all having a good laugh. Lord of the flies.....indeed. Very Sad.