Christmas Tree

Results in. Naturally comparing mine to the King that is Trophyshy makes me feel line Mr 1 inch penis sharing a shower with John Holmes, however...... Before After Havent tasted as yet so will advise on that later. Worth noting though that I wasnt that impressed with the taste of the filling pre - pie so lobbed a sludge of worcester sauce and tomato sauce which seemed to improve it. As I typed our lass has just brought me a junk into the garden. Pastry (home made) is delicious. Filling is a bit too over powered with the tyhme. Would also prefer a thicker sauce however I know the big bakeries use heart to thicken it up and Im not keen on that. (NB Dont know if they still use heart before anyone voimits).

Lifestyle change I told ya, done and dusted. No need to turn up and get weighed once you've cracked it. And the gym reports seem to have died down.......

Googled this one from Times Online. Will advise if its nice. (Wheres Fist and TS when you need them)!!! Serves 4 Prep 25 min plus 15 min cooling Cook 30 min Ingredients 2 onions 2 tbsp vegetable oil knob of butter ½ tsp dried thyme 1 tsp fresh 500g minced beef ½ tbsp flour ½ chicken stock cube 350ml boiling water 300g puff pastry flour for dusting 1 egg Method Heat oven to 400F/gas mark 6. Peel and finely chop onions. Heat oil and butter, stir in onions with ½ tsp salt, plenty of black pepper and thyme. Cook, stirring frequently, until starting to soften and colour. Crumble beef over, stirring with a wooden spoon to break up clumps. Allow to brown, then drain off excess oil. Sift flour over meat, stirring well until it disappears. Add stock cube dissolved in 350ml boiling water. Stir as mince comes slowly to boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 10-15 minutes until thick. Cool. Dust a work surface with flour and roll out half the pastry to fit a 23cm pie dish, leaving a 5cm overhang. Fill with cooled mince. Roll out lid. Paint over hang with water, fit lid and crimp to seal, trimming excess. Fork a few air holes. Paint lid with beaten egg. Bake for 30 minutes or until crisp.

Just noticed these......Fucking hell they are absolute beauties. Arranging to have a bake off with the wife and need some pie recipes, particularly want a good recipe for good old fashioned mince pie. All suggestions welcome and it will keep me off twitter.

Gascoigne saw Shane Ferguson's promise

NUFC end their interest in Cheikh M'Bengue

Im sure you are probably right but it would be a dull old summer without the ITK's and the wild speculation. What keeps the cogs turning tbf. His latest tweet is... I could have said that.......but. If it turns out the negotiations did take place today and he has told them no, then he is ITK. Nope, he just spouts everything he hears. I have seen on twitter elsewhere people saying Enrique is due for talks this week. Doesn't make him ITK, just makes him some sad twat who tweets everything he reads but tries to make it out like he is in the know. Sorry like but you are wrong. He said this morning that the talks were taking place today, not "this week". The rule of thumb for me is that if someone says something specific before the event and they are later proved correct then they are ITK. Still not saying he is ITK btw. Journal confirming that these talks did take place, as predicted. Lucky guess or ITK? More importantly "Jose's intentions remain unclear". Fucking us around now like.

What a wanker.

Why would a dirty, stinking mackem want to see us sign decent players? Suppose the internets the only place you can play the big man.

One for Ashley Two for Fred Three for foundations Four we've been bled Five for Team positive, shining a light Six for the rest, who just want to fight Seven for Barton, now on his way Eight for replacements, Yohan Cabaye Nine for Llambias, trying his best Ten did you bite, cos nine was in jest.

Think its meant to rhyme.....Just saying

Fucking Magpies From Wiki There is considerable variation in the lyrics used. The following is perhaps the most common modern version: One for sorrow Two for joy Three for a girl Four for a boy Five for silver Six for gold Seven for a secret, never to be told Eight for a wish Nine for a kiss Ten for a bird you must not miss Origins The rhyme has its origins in superstitions connected with magpies, considered a bird of ill omen in some cultures, and in England, at least as far back as the early sixteenth century.[1] The rhyme was first recorded around 1780 in a note in John Brand's Observations on Popular Antiquitites on Lincolnshire with the lyric: One for sorrow, Two for mirth, Three for a wedding, And four for death.[1] One of the earliest versions to extend this was published, with variations, in M. A. Denham's Proverbs and Popular Saying of the Seasons (London, 1846): One for sorrow, Two for luck; (or mirth) Three for a wedding, Four for death; (or birth) Five for silver, Six for gold; Seven for a secret, Not to be told; Eight for heaven, Nine for [hell] And ten for the d[evi]l's own sell![1 Can we move on.

The Great Twitter ITK Sting! ;) http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=3...;mid=2117344033

For clarity.

See what you've done to me.......

Major incident happening Coach Lane North Shields road sealed off, four ambulance, fire and police according to Mr Ryder

Looking doubtful now according to twitter "ITK" BBC sport journalist Saj Chowdhury @sajchowdhury

That wont wash in here laddie, no Ashley angle. How about "Yet another rising star sold to a more ambitious club by Ashley ".

Anyone else a little disappointed in the lack of ITK coming from our French poster. (Thats your own personal night club smiley btw )

Is that really him then?

if they get it right this summer, i'll be the first to admit i was wrong on here and congratulate the board for investing well. really though, they haven't really done anything up until now to convince anyone on here that they will get it right this time. the fuckwit doesn't deserve another chance. most of us are rightly assuming he's going to mess it up again. Personally I dont think anyone needs to admit they were wrong or right. It all boils down to hopes and fears and some have more hope than others and some fear a repeat of the past. Ultimately what will be will be and we will all go on supporting the team.

If you hadn't just made that up it would be some cause for concern imo. Oh deary deary me Let that inner teenage girl in you out. You know you want too.

Try as you might, Im not going to get drawn into a war of words and end up belittling you.

Just you. See, I can just rise above your petty digs.

I had a dream about him last night. A group of us (posters) were sitting at desktops on this big round table, talking to each other through the forum . Anyway, all of the sudden all the screens changed to Paul Wynn belting out a tune on top of the pops. wtf