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Aye, back up to 5-10

Derby weekend certainly fucked me up and on Monday I was back up to 14-6, however after three days of eating well Im now at 14-3. Have also started glancing favourably in the direction of the treadmill so it should only be a matter of days before I venture back on and reallly get the weight off. Expecting to be under 14 stone by next week.

Not totally doubting the story, but its suprising that none of the local Journos are running / tweeting the Gosling news. Thinking of the Birds, Caulkins etc who are usually pretty shit hot. Sad news if true though.

About 15 years ago defending the wifes honour against some tit in a pub. I hate fighting and unfortunately witness quite a lot if I go late night taxi'ing on the ranks. I always think, what If I punch someone and they fell, hit their head off the kerb and died.

Probably (hopefully) fair to say he's played his last ever game for us.

Fucking Hell Didnt even know you could do that. Were you skinny dipping or in your speedo's? Swimming shorts. Wor lass had a maternity bra on iirc. Fuckin nurses were fully clothed tho. Bitches!!

Fucking Hell Didnt even know you could do that. Were you skinny dipping or in your speedo's?

One of those postmen in wilds or Caribbean who deliver the mail to remote islands via sea plane. If I could go back in time a bit as well it would be more like James Stewart in Spirit of St Louis, where they just used to plonk the plane down in a field or track and get their sarnies out. Love the film as well.

Best man managers are those who show a genuine interest in their staff and don't employ idiots or stunners. Good luck with your job Stevie, but take it from me, the view from the top of the ladder is sometimes not as great as the view from half way up. I have seen many good sales staff, promoted to managerial position who simply cant handle the stress of the role or relying on others to get the results for them. I always think getting the right work / life balance is the most important, however my life / balance as an old man of 45, married with kids, will be very different to yours. Worth having a go at I would have thought. With regard to debt, if you are really struggling and cant pay, best to ignore most stuff until it gets sold on a few times. Eventually they offer you big discounts to clear it. Once when I was really in the shit and did the above, through necessity rather than choice, this guy used to ring me offering 10% off the debt if I paid in full. A few months later when I was in a position to clear it, about £8000, I rang the same guy back and before I could spit out that I wanted to pay it off, he offered me 30% discount. Happy days. Debt is horrible though, particularly for families, so all of you who work at the other end should try and understand the mindset of the debtor. A lot are at their wits end and just need a bit of time to get sorted.

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Villa Put the record straight by releasing statement. So basically no days spent trying to hold on to him and persuading him to stay, simply a quick pocket of the cash and on your way son. Defintely just a selling club.

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All the best for it.

The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". I didnt mean the fact that its abbreviated, I meant more the phrase in general. Does it really add anything to a sentence on an internet forum, tbh. Makes it more like pub chat is why people do it tbs. Not in the pubs I frequent or IIRC for that matter, iirc.

The point is abbreviations are for lazy cunts, and most people on here are lazy "imo". I didnt mean the fact that its abbreviated, I meant more the phrase in general. Does it really add anything to a sentence on an internet forum, tbh.

The one weak link in that lot is Jonas. Without getting into the usual for / against Jonas argument, the bottom line is that if we could get another "Barton" for the left side, then I think we would have a very formidable first team. The problem as we are seeing, is thats its very rare you can get them fit and all out at once. At some point Ferguson or more probably Lua Lua will get a go out left, but if we can find a ready made one somewhere then that would be ideal. The other oprion ofcourse is a new pacey forward to play of Carrol and Ben Arfa on the wing. Good thing is we are getting there and getting there without the journeymen as well.

why does everybody put "tbh" all the time. What is the point? (and yes Ive done it aswell).

From a website called The Transfer Tavern whose motto is..... Now they've either got info that none of the top journos have or........

*ZzzZzZZ...Fuck off you mug!...zzzzZZzzZ...Pipe down!..zzZZ* Your lass's face I had come home from the airport, was unpacking my bags and one of them starts moving round and saying things, then an arm pops out, then a leg, its starts to speak and its Stevie. Obviously i dont really know what he looks like or sounds like but there was this abstract body which unfolded itself out of a suitcase which was him. He then took on the shape of an arse with legs like out of a Gerald Scarfe cartoon and promptly grew to the size of a house. He then challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball which he won. The end. Poor Stevie

what a goal 2-1

Dont know if the home atmosphere is getting to them, but Leeds look a shadow of their first match performance so far. Doesnt seem to be much chasing down and harrasing going on. If they dont get a grip this could be over before half time.

need one on the enterprise as well.

excellent

What did he look like in your dream? I had a dream last night that I was on the bed with Princess Di (alive I might add) and Charles walked into the room then ran off in a huff. Next thing I know, a few relatives ran in saying I better watch out as he was getting Mi6 involved. They all cleared off and I got stuck back into Di. Charles probably would've been happy I still don't know why he married her. Time was running out and the only bird he actually liked was taken.

The thread that may never end! Great work