MrBass

It's the "boop" that makes those one's funny.

Oh contraire, this should be a sticky on all forums.

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if I asked that, heck I can't even read it without pissing myself laughing!

Catherine Tate?!?! That's got to be one of the most unfunny comedies I've ever had the displeasure of accidently flicking over to.

All I'll say is "Unbelievable"

Sky seem to spit their dummy out when something is on Setanta. When we played Sampdoria they had live scores on every other friendly but ours. Probably a rights issue tbf.

That's rotten luck, 4 of your best friends all fucking off to Australia at the same time, what are the odds!

Those pics are shocking (the latest Jenna and Amy ones). Plastic boobs aside, Jenna used to have a fantastic body. It's gone from, what a waist to what a waste! And Amy Winehouse actually look attractive when she had a bit of meet on her ribs. Sad state of affairs if you ask me.

Can't stand Keane but alot of what he says in that article is spot on imho.

'Tis us

Watch Football First tonight, we're match of the day... which is nice.

Psychic Stevie! Excellent start to the season, and it was nice to see West Ham lose at home too!

Am I the only one who gets royally pissed off at comments like this? Whether there's any truth in it remains to be seen but if there is, fuck me, who gives a fuck if West Ham feel that one of our players should be available for free! We haven't said Solano's for sale so if they want him, they can fucking well pay for him. Bunch of fucking tosspots!

Possibly because Rossi and Sibs aren't on our books anymore.

Not until he signs it's not. Just jerking Mr, just jerking. I don't think the height thing was anything more than journalistic licence btw. Pretty sure there were no quotes attributable to Allardyce. That's Jimbos speciallity isn't it? Apparently. He never got his cock out once at the piss-up though. Poor show tbh. Perhaps he felt it would have been, which is why he didn't. Either that or he didn't want to upstage our resident exhibitionist, Smoothy.

Is that Rhianna in your ava there Smooth? Jesus, if I was her dad I'd still be bathing her. Despite the most indiscriminate use of a phallus in the Tyne Tees region, you've actually got canny taste tbf. That's Cheryl Tweedy/Cole isn't it? You blind? Maybe, or maybe I'm still seeing a cached version of his old avatar.

Not until he signs it's not. Just jerking Mr, just jerking. I don't think the height thing was anything more than journalistic licence btw. Pretty sure there were no quotes attributable to Allardyce. That's Jimbos speciallity isn't it?

Is that Rhianna in your ava there Smooth? Jesus, if I was her dad I'd still be bathing her. Despite the most indiscriminate use of a phallus in the Tyne Tees region, you've actually got canny taste tbf. That's Cheryl Tweedy/Cole isn't it?

Not until he signs it's not.

Can't say I'm overly thrilled by this, especially if the £6mil figure being bandied about is correct. But clean slate and all that, I'll judge him on his performances for us, not his past performances for ManU.

Happy Birthday dude!

Happy Birthday!

Russian law isn't the same though. Loop-hole'tastic

Said he'll be replaced tomorrow no less! That was actually a pretty good post-match interview: - Minimum of 3, maximum of 4 players needed - We are strong in every area but defence - Problems over signings have been the lack of European football - the quality of player he's been looking at wanted Europe and could get it elsewhere - No problems with not getting money ("Everything's fine"). Him and Mort are working together on the signings that need to be made and they hope to "win the battle because it needs to be won". For those that missed it. Superb! At least the calibre of players Sam's after would appear to be top notch, just a pity we're not in Europe this season.