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Rob the casinos a la Oceans 11

This kid is making me laugh, its fecking mental man. The mother wants shooting the no for good nothing slut!

Leeds if I am honest. I hate going on a neet oot in leeds now, full of wankers!

Structural Engineer

Aye the bird went to play hockey from 19:00-22:30, great stuff.

Im a ginner and I divat give a fook aboot my poobs!!! Slack cow!!!

Im a ginner and I divat give a fook aboot my poobs!!! Slack cow!!!

Washed it Bleach hurts

Thanks all

My birthday today and I have ONE card, from me Pa. The Bird = feck all not even a birthday nosh

How long was he down there for? a few hours. Doesnt take long for Hyperthermia to get you! I thought been a cod head he could breathe underwater

Hyperthermia and shock

I like how they have interviewd people and asked their views on him and everyone is black!!! I watched garderners world on fri night (dont ask) they were interviewing a news reader from the midlands who was black. Everytime they had any footage of her and her family in the garden, the music in the background was either, M People or the Lighthouse famuily The Mail interviewed someone about Hamilton the other week and they said he will be the first $100m driver because he is good blah, blah oh and he is black too

Lewis Hamilton Mania!! Its starting to do my tits in to be honest, but well done. I aint no massive F1 dude, but by the looks of it he does have the talent, but how much does the car he is driving have an influence on his current standing? Anyways, the British Media are IMO building him up loads, wait until he makes a mistake they will shoot their fat loads all over his face like he was a cheap slag!

Aye I would love them both. A mate of mine is a lawyer for PWC and they work for Man Ure, he normally doesnt talk shite as he isnt a big footy fan but this was quite a shock when I spoke to him the other day. I thought it was on TalkSport t'other day about Giggs not having his contract renewed.

I know Scholes, Giggs and Smith havent been offerd new contracts.

Madness!!! I see that Smith is possibley looking to move away this morning? Could be true!!!

I am telling you! Just spoken to a mate and he recons this will go through soon. A Swap deal of Owen to Man Ure for Scholes and Smith Myself, I dont beleive it one bit as I think Scholes has been very instrumental in bringing the Prem to Manc, but if its true I would be VERY pleased. Jimbo, get your camera ready

Aye, its against the law in this country what they did I think Its not right waht they did. I just cant get my head around the way they are acting and conducting themselves. If they were some people from a shit house estate then they would have been shot down by now. Thousands of kids go missing in europe every day yet nothing like this happens!

Theory is well piss I got 100%, the hazard perception is the hard one!

I'm getting a semi on. Im chucking a full blown mix out at work over it! believe it when i see it on jimbo's telly What, me wanking?

I'm getting a semi on. Im chucking a full blown mix out at work over it!

Goonies Classic - FACT!

After all the shite we have had to put up with for the last 2 or 3 seasons things are finally looking up. Oh the joys of being a football supporter

I do every now and then Fish. I think its just part of life, it would be boring been on a high or feeling ok 24/7 365 wouldnt it? Just make sure you try and get on and do the things that make you have a laugh. Youre saying youre not eating anything fresh, now this could be another reason, make sure you eat fresh food and fruit and have plenty of water. Not drinking enough water can make you dehydrated which causes you to be moody too.