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I love Erasure

The girl was clearly a nice women. She really looked after her daughter very well. Yes, the father was a fucking bum by the sounds of it who didnt deserve the daughter he had. Yes I dont know if it was on HP or if she had people buy her things, but when she says "Oh Ive booked flights to NZ for March, fuck it why not" and then when we were out, she tried to get cash out and couldnt as she didnt have any. Now, I have always been taught not to spend what you dont have. So if she is booking Flights, shit hot Sky TV, Nice lappy, nice phones etc where the fuck is all this coming from? Now, this girl was clearly trying to get off her backside and she is doing A-Levels and trying to do better for her daughter. BUT, how many out there do fuck all like the babys father?

Aye Scots. Our IT Dept sorts out all the software on it. I havent had any issues at all and dunno if mine has been updated or not

Any good SM? I've got an 8800 from work, it's a lifesaver for not having to be sat at the desk all day. Aye, smashing, best Blackberry out.

My mate met a bird on the net and has been chatting to her for a couple of months. He has told me a bit about her, she is 20, no job, has a kid of less than 2 years old. Fair enough I think, she is going to college to better herself and she sounds really nice. Mother and father have split up, neither work she has one brother and thats about it. Anyways. He decided to meet her on Saturday, so I joined him as a bit of company. So we drove to Newcastle and I must say, if I didnt have family there and stayed with them, I would of ended up going home. Its not the girls fault as such its this fucking country. She was very pleasent and a nice lass BUT some things boiled my piss. She has a kid who is less than two which the father doesnt pay anything towards, so you would think times would be hard as she doesnt also have a job. FULL Sky+ package Brand New Laptop with GPRS! Brand New Mobile x2 (2 "Oh the bairn wanted one like me") Nails done once every other week etc etc I work and do have a decent job and rather decent income, yet I cant afford a fucking FULL Sky package! Now I know I dont know the ins and outs the whys, the wheres the whens. But who is paying for this? Ill tell you, ME AND YOU THE WORKING LOT!

I thought you meant THE John Smeaton!

Pete Tong - Radio 1

I hear that the credit crunch is even affecting fairgrounds. My friend's a dodgems operator and he lost his job this morning. He's suing for funfair dismissal

Toms Biking in the morning, then off to Newcastle to see family and get shitfaced Sunday, chilling out with family then home

Cuppa Stacked out and cant go for my usual pint of Friday afternoon Guinness So ill have to make up for it the morra when I visit the Toon

GOLD!

1. Spurs Getting Relegated 2. Liverpoo Getting Bombed 3. Hull Staying Up 4. Leeds Not Getting Promoted 5. Outsider Winning FA Cup

Right an update on this. A Few weeks back they noticed. The accounts lady phoned and said they basically want it back. I told them ok, well let me know how much but I want an updated wage slip first. I havent had an updated wage slip and I have only just go my P45 (9 weeks after I left). So, I got an email this morning from accouns lady saying "Have you received the P45 it got sent out last week, if so send the dosh" Now, I am not bothered about giving the cash back (wasnt mine so wont miss it) but I want an updated slip as I know they are trying to con the fuck out of me. So, where do I stand?

Just watchin it, whats happened to it? Hes got SatNav, a mobile and all the kids are dressed up as if its -90 outside, all like hoodies yet is sunnty!!

Admins sort it out and ban this twat

It did make me laugh when I saw Ameobi coming on yesterday, the camera went to the away and and all the fans just looked gutted that he was coming on

You need a tissue for that?

they both look like hull fans But they aint fighting with each other?

Happy Bday lads

The bloke speaks complete shite on TV and Radio man!

Tiesto - Southern Sun